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Posted on 11/14/2005 5:01:47 PM PST by day10
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To: Chena
It wasn't opening day for the latest Harry Potter book, so why was she in such a hurry to dash on in?
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:15:13 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
(Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
To: writer33
Awww, guess I've been captioned. ;)
102
posted on
11/14/2005 10:22:04 PM PST
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything.)
To: Chena; Lazamataz; onyx; apackof2; writer33; speedy; Larry Lucido; Enterprise; Syncro; Brilliant; ...
"The police said the driver was not injured in the accident but one of her dogs is in a comma"
WHEW! If, instead of that Subaru, she'd been driving a Peterbilt semi-colon, no doubt she'd have Wite-outed the whole store and THEN,
The barkstore would have sued her.
and THEN,
she'd lose her tail. You just know the lawyers would Milk-bone the case for all she was worth.
and THEN,
she'd have no woof over her head.
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:24:49 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Ciexyz
It wasn't opening day for the latest Harry Potter book, so why was she in such a hurry to dash on in?She just wanted to join a book club and thought she had to bring her own weapon?
104
posted on
11/14/2005 10:27:22 PM PST
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything.)
To: Blurblogger
Someone else tried to Dodge the issue and Subaru.
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:30:00 PM PST
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything.)
To: Ciexyz
It wasn't opening day for the latest Harry Potter book, so why was she in such a hurry to dash on in?On second thought, maybe she thought the author would be there and she just wanted to get her autograph?
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:39:48 PM PST
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything.)
To: Chena
Ay, CAR-Rhumba! Dodging issues is the dance of immaturity. Facing up to responsibility means being willing to climb every mountain and Ford every stream, at least where there are Nash(ville) Bridges.
107
posted on
11/14/2005 10:41:50 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Ay, CAR-Rhumba! Dodging issues is the dance of immaturity. Facing up to responsibility means being willing to climb every mountain and Ford every stream, at least where there are Nash(ville) Bridges.Now THAT is a novel idea!
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:49:21 PM PST
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything.)
To: Chena
And now, it's time to dance off to bed.
Catch you on another thread.
the Blur
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:57:14 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Me too, Blur. I'm into a good book and can't wait to get back to it. Hope I won't be charged with speed-reading, like that lady was. lol
See ya on the next spool....
chena
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posted on
11/14/2005 10:59:41 PM PST
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything.)
To: Blurblogger; Chena; Larry Lucido
I heard she destroyed an English book and received a lengthy sentence.
111
posted on
11/15/2005 2:28:33 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
To: day10
Cars can be so crazy sometimes.
I just know it wasn't the Woman driver! LOL
112
posted on
11/15/2005 4:56:05 AM PST
by
WasDougsLamb
(Just my opinion.Go easy on me........)
To: Enterprise; Blurblogger; Chena; Larry Lucido
"I heard she destroyed an English book and received a lengthy sentence." This was truly an event of biblical proportion. I have a friend in the local chapter of AAA that told me the judge had a novel idea and waived the trial for binding arbitration as contrary to initial reports, the woman was not speaking on a cell phone, but was being paged at the time of the accident.
The B&N manager apparently showed a lot of spine during his epic reaction as this saga played out, and kept his bases covered. I've even heard that until the repair crews complete their work, he's providing patrons with their own dust jackets he acquired with off-the-shelf technology.
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posted on
11/15/2005 6:42:46 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
114
posted on
11/15/2005 6:53:01 AM PST
by
Enterprise
(The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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