Posted on 11/14/2005 11:19:55 AM PST by COUNTrecount
Michael Jackson has been caught in the ladies toilets - applying make-up.
The eccentric star triggered a security alert in a Dubai shopping mall when he was spotted powdering his nose in the communal loos.
Jacko, wearing a woman's Arabic headscarf, wandered into the wrong toilets, removed his disguise and started applying rouge to his cheeks.
A woman, standing at the next mirror, reportedly squealed in horror when she recognised the singer's famous face, before taking photos on her mobile phone.
Jackson, who has been living in Bahrain since being cleared of sex abuse charges, let out a screech in return, which saw his bodyguards rush to his side.
The horrified woman - a Tunisian teacher - then told a frightened-looking Jackson she was going to take the photos to police, according to UAE newspaper Khaleej Times.
Fellow shoppers then saw the mall's guards try to take the phone off the woman, before cops turned up to break-up the struggle.
Jackson was seen being led away to a blacked-out car as the police squad arrived.
Dubai police have confirmed they attended the bizarre incident at the capital's Battuta Mall over the weekend.
Dubai police chief Abdul Jalil Mehdi said he had demanded the woman hand over her phone so he could delete the photos.
Under local law it is forbidden to take unauthorised pictures to sell for profit.
No action is to be taken against Jackson. Mehdi added: "The situation is sorted out."
Soon, we will hear of Jacko's conversion to Islam....
There he will find comfort in the company of so many "men" who love to diddle little boys and animals.
Soon thereafter -- we will hear of additional "operations" to render Jacko more attractive to males....
He is one sick puppy, who belongs in prison as the wife of some 400 pound and filthy "Bubba".....
Semper Fi
Tell me this is a Scrappleface article. Puleeze.........
Maybe now they'll install that "Other" bathroom he and other freaks have been talking about.
Michael Jackson Caught In Ladies Toilets
Where is this he-she suppose to put on make-up?
***He should be putting it on in his jail cell for the crimes he has commited against children.
it wasn't mj, really. it was yoko.
It probably wouldn't do much to improve your looks, anyway.
They'll stone her, not him.
For once I say - let the Muslims deal with him.
If those photos don't make you cringe... nothing will
That reminds me of a great Twisted Christmas song, "The Restroom Sign Said Gentlemen"
If you want to hear, it, go to this link and choose the one that's best for you: http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=T&Page=2
Both! He's a perp.
Priceless.
I didn't stop to do my make-up.
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It probably wouldn't do much to improve your looks, anyway.
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I resent that remark. That makes me a "victim."
"Wanna get away?"
Lowered!
You don't pay people off and leave the country if you are innocent.....
I once walked into the ladies room at a stadium. The stadium was only at 20% capacity so there wasn't anyone in the room. I walked around perplexed because there were only about 100 stalls and no urinals. It took a while but I finally figured it out before I skulked out of the room.
i'm going to buy stock in snap-on tools
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