I'd rather have a whole heap of morels. They're free if you know where to find them.
Morels, and puffballs are wonderful and free. Hubby and I would drop them right into the melted butter, saute them, and eat them straight out of the pan, jabbing each other with forks if we thought the other was getting too many. We NEVER had enough to serve guests. My mouth is watering at the memory. . .
I have my secret morel and puffball spots that I won't tell anyone about until I am on my deathbed, if then. LOL!