[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Did you have to give away the plot?

It's not my fault! It was teeny who spilled it first!

Now that I think about it....it was that big mouth Bill Shakespeare. He thinks everybody is soooo fascinated with anything he writes. He's such a gossip.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

That big mouth Bill Shakespeare. He thinks everybody is soooo fascinated with anything he writes.

Reminds me of the story of the woman, not necessarily the most literary of folks, who is taken to a performance of Hamlet.

"So, what did you think?" she is asked afterwards.

"Eh. I don't know why people make such a big deal about Shakespeare. All he did was take a bunch of famous phrases and string them together."