Did someone say "levity"? This sounds like a job for ... the Atomic Badgers!
http://www.corporatedump.com/badgerrace.html
You've got me beat. That's absolutely hilarious. Goes quite well with my bad dates gig.
Shoot... I lost again!
I won! I only bet 10 and got 70! I believe that was in lira right? It had the L sign.