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Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers ^
| 11/11/2005
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Posted on 11/11/2005 5:33:07 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: BenLurkin
Ben
I see you've met my friends Bambi and Thumper.
To: BJClinton; raccoonradio
To: MotleyGirl70
243
posted on
11/11/2005 9:00:24 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
To: day10
Ugh....if it makes you feel any better, I got the same reply, but I refuse to believe we both could be loosers...LOL
| You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket! |
 Full of hope and promise. But in the end, a cheap letdown. |
To: G.Mason
Is there one of those for Hillary? I would love to be able to help her fall, and to grab her by the t!ts and swing her around!!!
245
posted on
11/11/2005 9:00:42 AM PST
by
StrangerInParadise
(This tagline has been reported stolen. If you see it, call BR-549..........)
To: LongElegantLegs
That was fun!
246
posted on
11/11/2005 9:01:02 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
To: Rightly Biased
>> I wonder how many times tech support wanted to tell people that? <<
At least once an hour. I'm a sysadmin (at least for now), and that thought runs through my brain a couple times a week.
247
posted on
11/11/2005 9:02:33 AM PST
by
appalachian_dweller
(Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
To: Pookyhead
I would give you the typical snarky: "Are You Logged In" but...
248
posted on
11/11/2005 9:03:23 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: r-q-tek86
Hey!! I resemble resent that comment!
249
posted on
11/11/2005 9:05:07 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: TheresaKett
>> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. <<
>> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. <<
Ummm. That would be me. Life is unfair. Oh well...better over the hill than under it.
250
posted on
11/11/2005 9:07:45 AM PST
by
appalachian_dweller
(Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
To: appalachian_dweller
Really? Cool! I'm having trouble making the doll. I've turned off pop-up blocker, but I still can't do it. Am I logged in?
Btw, when it says cut and paste -- what kind of glue is safe for an lcd screen?
251
posted on
11/11/2005 9:07:51 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson)
To: Dashing Dasher
I posted that last week as a blonde math test.
I know. The UT-TAMU game is coming up soon so I had to get a few shots off on our resident Aggies.
252
posted on
11/11/2005 9:08:31 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: BJClinton
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Work this out as you read ...
1. First of all, pick! ! ! the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
To: appalachian_dweller
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
I had that exact conversation with the CEO recently.
254
posted on
11/11/2005 9:13:20 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: Chanticleer
>> what kind of glue is safe for an lcd screen <<
Actually, there are several different epoxies that work best....
255
posted on
11/11/2005 9:13:28 AM PST
by
appalachian_dweller
(Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
To: LongElegantLegs
256
posted on
11/11/2005 9:14:03 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
To: BJClinton
>> I had that exact conversation with the CEO recently. <<
Scary. This is the guy steering the company...right off the cliff.
My condolences to you.
257
posted on
11/11/2005 9:15:21 AM PST
by
appalachian_dweller
(Get Prepared. Stay Prepared. See my FR Homepage for a list of actions and supplies.)
To: raccoonradio
Hey, how's that Mapes book selling?
Much better now that amazon moved it to the fiction section.
258
posted on
11/11/2005 9:15:56 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
To: Xenophobic Alien
To: CJ Wolf
Isn't a green puppy one of the signs of the end of times?
Either that or the bitch was sleeping with the iguana.
260
posted on
11/11/2005 9:18:46 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
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