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Man accused of stuffing chicken -- into pants
The Post Star ^
| 11/10/05
| Unattributed
Posted on 11/10/2005 11:20:44 AM PST by andyandval
SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 37-year-old Saratoga Springs man is accused of putting a roasted chicken in his pants as a means to steal it on Tuesday evening at the Price Chopper on Railroad Place in the city.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: performanceart; sandyburglar
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To: BJClinton
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:34:11 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D
"What the hell is it with people? Parrots in bras, chickens in pants! Who are these people?"Pretty foul(fowl)business if you ask me.
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:35:11 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: garyhope
LOL, I don't know I'll have to ask him.
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:35:55 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
25
posted on
11/10/2005 11:37:52 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Just waiting for the gravy and giblets jokes...
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:38:33 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Huhn
Pollo
Poulet
цыпленок
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:39:13 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Are you a pervert if you use a feather or the whole chicken?
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:40:30 AM PST
by
carlr
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:41:30 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: andyandval
Autopsy results show that the chicken was choked.
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:41:37 AM PST
by
jw777
To: carlr
I believe kinky was the feather and a pervert was the whole chicken, but I could be wrong.
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:41:38 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: MarineBrat; andyandval
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:42:29 AM PST
by
Pyro7480
(Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
To: andyandval
Man accused of stuffing chicken -- into pants. Sadly, it fit.
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:42:52 AM PST
by
GSWarrior
(Proudly posting bandwidth-consuming images since November 2000.)
To: EX52D
Good lord!
Someone caught me coming out of the shower!
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:47:38 AM PST
by
najida
(Sometimes the only justice we'll ever get is having our story heard.)
To: GSWarrior
Sadly, it fit. Couldn't have been very hard to notice!
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Was this guy any way related to the Perdue's?
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:52:34 AM PST
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Now I remember and I believe you are right.
It probably would have helped this guy if he had known that you stuff it into the FRONT of your pants.
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:53:28 AM PST
by
carlr
To: najida
LOL...I just noticed he was standing on a cutting board. Yikes!
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posted on
11/10/2005 11:57:23 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: andyandval
To: fredhead
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posted on
11/10/2005 12:11:29 PM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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