Posted on 11/09/2005 7:13:45 AM PST by PaulaB
Good morning...Wednesday is here!!!
Let's have a good laugh to get through it
My "working for the weekend" currently consists of trying to stay awake during a conference call...
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I have my ways around it sometimes.
I second the Captain. We're good friends.
We used to torture people around here with the old Remote Havoc software - if you are familiar with it.
It is a piece of software (that you put on an unsuspecting co-worker's PC) that allows you to do alomost anything on their machine: open program, pop-up bogus error messages, open the CD drive, etc.
We once had a poor intern that we did this to for weeks before we 'fessed up.
I've taken my TV remote to the mall and changed channels at various stores. The best was when we kept doing it to a set that a salesman was trying to show a lady. Eventually, he showed her another set.
DASHER PRANK #1
We actually taught someone to say, "You have a very nice bellybutton" in Japanese once.
I can't remember it now - but she was an FA and had a flight full of Japanese businessmen. As they were leaving the plane, she stood in front and told each and everyone of them - that they had a very nice bellybutton!
Darn - we laughed.
We told her later that day.
She's not speaking to any of us.
Raffle
Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers.
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"
"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
PSA:
Just saw on another site that is is Lou "The Hulk" Ferrigno's birthday.
How's that for useless information?
Where should I start? Soooo many strange things I've done...from hiding in dryers to dumping condiments and other "food products" on my husband in the shower. Then there are the work related pranks...the usual open can of sardines hidden in someone's desk or work area...
OH Yes, Captain Coffee!!
Great info.....I'll post a tribute ;)
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It's a po-lice
roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each stuck a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch."
Hattend has one of those.
And we got to USE it quite frequently this year @ Reno!!
Right, Hattend!!!
XO
If I make it to Alaska, I will definitely visit him. I would love to take my twins to see the iditarod, not that there's much to see except at the start & end besides a bunch of dogsleds whizzing by.
Start with the dryer thing. I've got to hear that one.
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