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Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly
Yahoo News ^ | 11/08/05 | Unattributed

Posted on 11/08/2005 1:08:07 PM PST by TonyInOhio

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1. Yes, I searched

2. Yes, this clearly belongs in Breaking

3. A moose bit my sister once.

1 posted on 11/08/2005 1:08:08 PM PST by TonyInOhio
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To: TonyInOhio

There were two moose, so was your sister twice bitten?


2 posted on 11/08/2005 1:09:08 PM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: TonyInOhio
CHEESE!!!
3 posted on 11/08/2005 1:09:44 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: TonyInOhio
what is it with drunken moose and Sweden today?

Maybe if the moose converted to islam they would not be such drunken louts. Of course the circumcision would be a real pain.
4 posted on 11/08/2005 1:10:07 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: theDentist
There were two moose, so was your sister twice bitten?

Once bitten, twice shy. :)

5 posted on 11/08/2005 1:10:16 PM PST by TonyInOhio (Some people call me the Space Cowboy; Some call me Maurice.)
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To: TonyInOhio

Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti.


6 posted on 11/08/2005 1:10:29 PM PST by VRWCmember (hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; ScaniaBoy

Drunken Swedish moose ping


7 posted on 11/08/2005 1:10:50 PM PST by rmlew (Sedition and Treason are both crimes, not free speech.)
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To: TonyInOhio

Mooselimb Threat placemarker.


8 posted on 11/08/2005 1:10:54 PM PST by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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To: TonyInOhio

They've gotta stop serving bear at the Moose Lodge meetings. I know a couple of guys who got soused at an Elks gathering and went scampering naked through a strip mall (kind of appropriate).


9 posted on 11/08/2005 1:11:07 PM PST by RedFred In A Blue State (Keep your friends close & your enemies in the freezer behind boxes in the basement)
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To: TonyInOhio

Only Captain Peter Peachfuzz can save these Swedes!


10 posted on 11/08/2005 1:11:23 PM PST by Sociopathocracy (The Left and Islamo-fascism, the twin cancers of human history.)
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To: TonyInOhio

I hate when that happens.


11 posted on 11/08/2005 1:11:26 PM PST by TexasRepublic (BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
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To: TonyInOhio
More fun stuff going on over here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1518214/posts

12 posted on 11/08/2005 1:11:38 PM PST by steveo (Stewpot - There is absolutely nothing like the frame of a dame...)
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To: TonyInOhio

you can lead a moose to apple drunkland,
or maybe not.
Maybe, moose go to apple drunkland on own


13 posted on 11/08/2005 1:12:00 PM PST by From One - Many (Able Danger - No Intelligence Failure - Media Lied Again)
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To: theDentist

His sister was by meese twice bitten, once removed.


14 posted on 11/08/2005 1:12:46 PM PST by azhenfud (He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
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To: TonyInOhio
This time the moose were drunk and aggressive,

Yeah, you oughta see when Shriners party!!

15 posted on 11/08/2005 1:12:54 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: TonyInOhio

... oh, Lord... here we go...


16 posted on 11/08/2005 1:12:57 PM PST by ericthecurdog (Do you know what it means...)
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To: theDentist
There were two moose

Why aren't they called something like mice?
17 posted on 11/08/2005 1:13:05 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: TonyInOhio

Send for Ralph the Wonder Llama!!


18 posted on 11/08/2005 1:14:08 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: dighton

Hokey smokes!!

19 posted on 11/08/2005 1:14:30 PM PST by MozarkDawg
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To: MississippiDeltaDawg

you'all can still smoke down there?


20 posted on 11/08/2005 1:16:29 PM PST by From One - Many (Able Danger - No Intelligence Failure - Media Lied Again)
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