Women Get Thousands After They Don't Get Dates

AP ^ | 11/8/05 | Staff

[Millee]

A Manhattan judge is siding with two women who didn't get dates.

The judge says the Internet dating service Great Expectations has to refund all their fees after dashing their expectations.

One woman was refunded the $1,000 she paid for a six-month membership. The other gets the nearly $3,800 she paid for a 54-month deal.

The judge said, "There was a massive overcharge by the dating service."

Great Expectations had claimed its operation was set up in a way so that the state's Dating Services Law did not apply to it. It plans to appeal the ruling.

[teenyelliott]

I believe they were wearing their itty bitty little uniforms. Not that it matters. Right?

[Maximus of Texas]

Max's Christmas List:

1. Table Saw
2. '75 Ford F-150 (short bed)
3. LEL and Teenyelliott starring in "FReepers Gone Wild" DVD
4. DVD of Cheerleader Scandal

[Maximus of Texas]

Subtract 5 points from peacebaby!

[kevkrom]

I believe they were wearing their itty bitty little uniforms.

IF they were doing what they were alleged to have been doing, I doubt they were wearing much at all.

[Dashing Dasher]

Friendly Cheerleaders?

[PaulaB]

Sometimes you have to sacrifice comfort for looking good!

Usually takes about 2 minutes

[Maximus of Texas]

Sometimes you have to sacrifice comfort for looking good!

PaulaB, please add this to your book. Yes, that book!

[peacebaby]

But hey! Wait!

I love little black hose with the seams up the back.
Goes great with my opera pearls draped down the back of my lowback black dress.

[Dashing Dasher]

Thanks for FReepMail!

Oh MY!!!

Interesting news.

[Maximus of Texas]

DD, you have a way of, uh, what's the right word.. oh, yes, destorying a man's fantasy!

[stlnative]

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&satitle=Uninhibited+by+Cher

[Maximus of Texas]

peacebaby gets 10 bonus points for the seam remark and an extra 5 for the black dress!

[Maximus of Texas]

If you're not going to share your gum with the rest of the class, then you shouldn't be allowed to have it at all.

[teenyelliott]

The only video I have been in was "When Freepers Attack".

[Dashing Dasher]

Thank you!

I believe the term "wet blanket" comes to mind.


;-)

PS.. why don't you try on a pair of your beloved fish nets then walk around in pumps for a few hours and let us know what you think.

We'll be sitting here waiting for your reply!

[teenyelliott]

Wouldn't take much to flip one of those little skirts up, I wouldn't think. And I doubt they got completely naked in a bathroom.

[Maximus of Texas]

I would but then it might drive pissant crazy.

[Maximus of Texas]

I saw that one. Pretty scary, especially when you wailed on HitmanNY's head with that 2x4.

[teenyelliott]

"She wore a pearl necklace"

[Woman on Caroline Street]

Thank you so much! I can put it on my wish list for stocking stuffers. (I'm leaving myself WIDE open on that one)