[peacebaby]

Stuffing that bird in a bra would make the bra about a double F size, wouldn't it? And then what would you do with the tail?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Exactly. There is no room in the large size I wear now. Smuggling something in it is impossible.

I wouldn't know where to buy one big enough to smuggle that parrot in.

[johnny7]

And then what would you do with the tail?

Be creative.