To: pissant
Did I tell you the story about flying out of Portland Airport and getting "frisked" by the Security SHIM.
She/him ... It was 6'2" and about 250#s. Skirt, pumps, pretty earrings and an Adam's Apple.
In It's best Barry White impression - asked me to come along to the special frisking area.
Oy Vey!
84 posted on
11/06/2005 4:36:21 PM PST by
Dashing Dasher
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To: Dashing Dasher
ROFL. Made you feel like a REAL woman though, didn't it. LOL
85 posted on
11/06/2005 4:38:01 PM PST by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher; Eaker; patton
That sounds like Eaker ?.....or Patton maybe. They both have been known to do that.
93 posted on
11/06/2005 8:13:51 PM PST by
Squantos
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