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To: EX52D; r-q-tek86
I think r-q-tek86 will like your nurse pic!!
372 posted on 11/04/2005 11:26:38 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but can't get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness when, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

386 posted on 11/04/2005 11:35:06 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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