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Civil Suit Goes to Court: A Scorned Lover, Glue, and a Naked Man
WTAE TV4 ^ | November 2nd, 2005

Posted on 11/02/2005 4:47:17 PM PST by Namyak

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Anything I write here would merely detract from the absurdity of this article.
1 posted on 11/02/2005 4:47:18 PM PST by Namyak
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To: Namyak

Some days, the jokes just write themselves!


2 posted on 11/02/2005 4:48:12 PM PST by Xenalyte ("Every day should be the best day ever!" -Frank DellaPenna, Cast in Bronze)
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To: Namyak

Six months probation? With a sentence like that, she must be a high ranking democrat.


3 posted on 11/02/2005 4:51:24 PM PST by somemoreequalthanothers (All for the betterment of "the state", comrade)
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To: Namyak

Knew a woman who got rid of a persistent ex by making him a great dinner. Soup to nuts. The dessert was a hot fudge sundae. The hot fudge was EX-LAX.


4 posted on 11/02/2005 4:53:52 PM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: martin_fierro

ISH


5 posted on 11/02/2005 4:59:01 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Namyak

My brother just sent this to me as part of his periodic, "Appalachian Culture Report." It keeps me in touch with my Pennsyl-tucky roots.


6 posted on 11/02/2005 5:01:07 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Dashing Dasher
Wednesday night gluing body parts ping
7 posted on 11/02/2005 5:05:10 PM PST by PaulaB (We Are Fun, Sweet,Smart Women..It May Be You Thats The Problem..Think About It)
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To: Namyak

I just hate when that happens.


8 posted on 11/02/2005 5:08:51 PM PST by dfwddr (Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain)
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; general_re; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ...
Penis Glued to Stomach Ping List

9 posted on 11/02/2005 5:09:17 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Reality is a harsh mistress. No rationality, no mercy)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; tuffydoodle

Ok, I'm sorry but if my wife is messing with me down there, trust me, I ain't sleeping through it!


10 posted on 11/02/2005 5:11:05 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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11 posted on 11/02/2005 5:12:12 PM PST by PaulaB (We Are Fun, Sweet,Smart Women..It May Be You Thats The Problem..Think About It)
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Her defense will be,

"I was just being nice, he deserved to have all his exterior plumbing cut off!"

12 posted on 11/02/2005 5:26:46 PM PST by Babu
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To: PatrickHenry

How many pings a month do you get on THAT list?!?!?! Ha ha ha


13 posted on 11/02/2005 5:30:16 PM PST by mwyounce
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To: PatrickHenry

If that is an actual ping list, I request you put my name on it.


14 posted on 11/02/2005 5:31:05 PM PST by Namyak (Oderint dum metuant)
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It's a 'Burgh


Thing.™

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15 posted on 11/02/2005 5:38:50 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro; Willie Green

ummm... i think this might be murrymom....she lives in Murrysville.... too bad about murrydad's privates n'at....


16 posted on 11/02/2005 5:41:44 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Pittsburgh = Dark, Dark, DARK.


17 posted on 11/02/2005 5:42:43 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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If that is an actual ping list, I request you put my name on it.

Homeland Security is now aware of you.

18 posted on 11/02/2005 5:44:17 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Reality is a harsh mistress. No rationality, no mercy)
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To: xsmommy; Willie Green

Threads involving the term "Naked Man" ALWAYS pique excessmommy's interest.


19 posted on 11/02/2005 5:44:22 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: xsmommy; MurryMom
No, I don't think murrymom would pull a stunt like that.
But let's ping her and find out for sure.
20 posted on 11/02/2005 5:45:19 PM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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