[Babu]

Her defense will be,

"I was just being nice, he deserved to have all his exterior plumbing cut off!"

[sheikdetailfeather]

She could say she was sleep walking and dreamed she was painting. Deep Heat swabbed on the toilet seat in the midst of sleep walking could also be the result of such a dream.

[rdcorso]

He left her house with glue-balls instead of blue-balls.I wish I could have seen the looks on the faces of the emergency room staff when he walked in.I guess she really stuck it too him.