Thish ish my sheventh beer - I'm sho wasted!!!
1 posted on
11/01/2005 5:50:13 AM PST by
lotsaguns
To: lotsaguns
I just woke up. Did Kerry win the election?
Rip Van W.
2 posted on
11/01/2005 5:52:13 AM PST by
Cagey
(Conservatism is a movement, not a political party.)
To: lotsaguns
"When I'm involved in a year-long wasted effort for my hussband, the 2nd one, not the first who I still adore, and I find we're spending MY money in a futile effort, I prefer to drink micro-brewed beer as an appetizer to my rain-soaked gin lunch. believe me, I couldn't continue without such a combination."
3 posted on
11/01/2005 5:53:01 AM PST by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: lotsaguns
The mating cry of Teresa Heinz:
"Damn, I'm drunk!"
4 posted on
11/01/2005 5:53:04 AM PST by
davisfh
To: lotsaguns
"Heinz Beer - the beer to have, when you're having more than one!"
5 posted on
11/01/2005 5:53:09 AM PST by
Freedom_Fighter_2001
(When money is no object - it's your money they're talking about)
To: lotsaguns
Whad are YOU lookin' at? Do you know who I am?
6 posted on
11/01/2005 5:53:19 AM PST by
rhombus
To: lotsaguns
"Thanks to all you Heinz Ketchup lovers - this Bud is for you!"
7 posted on
11/01/2005 5:53:33 AM PST by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
To: lotsaguns
Yeah she is a moonbat, but Of all the people in the Kerry campaign- this woman was the most 'real'.
I would have voted for her before I would have voted for the lying coward weasel husband of hers any day.
8 posted on
11/01/2005 5:54:15 AM PST by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
To: lotsaguns
9 posted on
11/01/2005 5:54:39 AM PST by
xrp
(Conservative votes are to Republicans what 90% of black votes are to Democrats (taken for granted))
To: lotsaguns
"Heinz Lite.....more flavor, less falling."
Leni
To: lotsaguns
12 posted on
11/01/2005 5:59:12 AM PST by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus!)
To: lotsaguns
"Dammit, John's gonna speak in 15 minutes, I hardly have a buzz on yet, and all they have is this stinking beer. There is no way I can listen to that again sober. Hey, somebody take this and fetch me my raisins."
13 posted on
11/01/2005 5:59:40 AM PST by
NonValueAdded
("To the terrorists, the media is a vital force multiplier" Brig. Gen. Donald Alston (USAF) 10/31/05)
To: lotsaguns
And you though I talked funny straight?
To: lotsaguns; All
I hope everyone understands she almost was First Lady
15 posted on
11/01/2005 6:09:33 AM PST by
Vision
(When Hillary Says She's Going To Put The Military On Our Borders...She Becomes Our Next President)
To: lotsaguns
Kerry Edwards LIE
It says so on the bus. ;-D
16 posted on
11/01/2005 6:13:38 AM PST by
maggief
To: lotsaguns
"When I think of all the money I've wasted on that, that, wasshisname? Oh, geez, juss give me another one -- and keep 'em comin'!
18 posted on
11/01/2005 7:49:47 AM PST by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: lotsaguns
My husband believes in Amerika, I believe I'll have another beer!
19 posted on
11/01/2005 8:02:52 AM PST by
metalurgist
(Death to the democrats! They're almost the same as communists, they just move a little slower.)
To: lotsaguns
"Where's that little negro man with all the Heinekens?"
20 posted on
11/01/2005 8:46:24 AM PST by
hattend
(Rum and Coke, please!)
To: lotsaguns
21 posted on
11/02/2005 5:13:40 AM PST by
Nooseman
(--mart)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
