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Posted on 10/28/2005 8:03:23 PM PDT by M203M4
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To: M203M4
minimum 1/2 carat offense.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:32:48 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: Larry Lucido; M203M4
Well, at least do the right thing. Ask to borrow the catalog for the evening. He might not end up being the master of his domain after looking at it. Lol. Ya never know.
Victoria's Secret shows more skin than a Glamour magazine.
To: M203M4
To: JennysCool
"Maybe I don't want to get married"
Trust me: You don't.So, I take it that Jenny's not so Cool after all?
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:56:22 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
To: M203M4
I am mean, if we had an argument she slept on the couch.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:56:36 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)
To: M203M4
Genocide is the only possible solution. Wipe out an entire continent of people.
Then at least the history books will remember you.
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posted on
10/28/2005 8:57:41 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
To: The Phantom FReeper; M203M4
, I highly suggest Chanel No. 5, Excellent suggestion. Any woman would appreciate and forgive her man with an "I'm sorry" gift like a bottle of Chanel No.5.
I use No.5 and Chanel Mademoiselle. Both have beautiful scents.
To: MotleyGirl70
No. 5 is my absolute favorite fragrance. I honestly don't think it's possible for a woman to feel anything but amazingly beautiful and sexy when she wears it.
To: Lazamataz
To: The Phantom FReeper
Now, I know what we women put our husbands through. But honestly, unless your wife is really ripped, she couldn't truthfully expect you to simply say "Yes, honey. You should be a model in the VS catalog." Very few women that don't starve themselves look like the VS models. It's honestly a bit of a strange thing to comment on those womens' abs, to begin with. They're so anorexic that they've starved away all of their muscle tone.
My take, from my wifely experience...wifey wanted love and attention, and you were supposed to be aware of that, instead of being a dumb male and doing work on a Friday night. Brilliant. You stripped away all the words and got to the message. She's no VS model. 99.99% of them are not. She was, indeed, merely trying to connect, possibly to get a little reassurance and approval, and certainly to get a little romance -- or more likely, affection.
Well done.
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:05:06 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
To: Lazamataz
Ha!
Oh, she's cool alright ...
Lefty, tho. Not hitchin' up material!
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:07:23 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: JennysCool; Lazamataz
Not hitchin' up material! Just my type! Will you marry me?
To: JennysCool
Lefty, tho. Not hitchin' up material!I'm having second thoughts about that. The reason is my sponsor in Narcotics Anonymous.
He's practically a hippy. Long hair in a pony tail (white, now: He's 60). Very left of center. However, he simply exudes real love and care and concern about his sponsees. Wonderful guy, and one of the most spiritual people I have ever met.
I have a wonderful friendship with him. We don't bother to talk politics, except maybe a gentle barb thrown here or there.
What this friendship taught me is that friendship can surmount politics (if neither side is a raving partisan). I certainly imagine that love could surmount politics easily.
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:18:44 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
To: Larry Lucido
Just my type! Will you marry me?Yes.
I've always loved you, Larry.
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:21:09 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
To: sweetliberty; M203M4
I would rate this one somewhere between "new refrigerator" and
"trip to Italy".
Until you can afford to buy her the new convertible, I'd not mention the "I'm sleeping with your best friend" thingy.
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:22:11 PM PDT
by
djf
(Government wants the same things I do - MY guns, MY property, MY freedoms!)
To: M203M4
Ouch.
A sharp dagger would have been less damaging.
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:23:05 PM PDT
by
Whitewasher
(That's what I really believe.)
To: M203M4
Did you learn your lesson?
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:24:19 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(We broke Pink's Code and found a terrorist message)
To: Lazamataz
Glad for ya, Laz. Sounds like a good guy to have on your side.
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:27:48 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: M203M4
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posted on
10/28/2005 9:33:43 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: M203M4
[shaking head.....] Duuuuuuuuuude........................
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