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1 posted on 10/28/2005 7:58:53 PM PDT by LibKill

2 posted on 10/28/2005 7:59:52 PM PDT by caryatid (There are none so blind as those who will not see ...)

Actually, there are no Aggie "jokes"-- they're all true stories.

3 posted on 10/28/2005 8:01:01 PM PDT by TravisBickle

What does a Michigan grad call a Spartan grad?

Boss......

4 posted on 10/28/2005 8:01:29 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("My Gov'nor don't got the answer")

Q. How do you get an Aggie graduate off your front porch?

A. Pay them for the pizza.

5 posted on 10/28/2005 8:06:19 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I'm really BagdadBob under the witness protection program.)

The 5600 Petroleum Club in Houston has an Aggie dog carrier on the wall.

11 posted on 10/28/2005 8:41:00 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)

12 posted on 10/28/2005 11:16:05 PM PDT by Gazoo

Why did the Aggie cross the road?

To get to the Chicken.

'84 whoop

13 posted on 10/31/2005 8:15:54 AM PST by fishtank

What does it say on the bottom of soda bottles at (pick your institution)?

Open other end.

(pick your institution) has their own space program. They're going to send men to the sun. For safety they'll go at night.

A student from (pick your institution) was jumping up and down on a manhole cover and shouting "42" as loud as he could.

A student from (pick another institution) walked up and said "what in the world are you doing?"

The student from (pick your institution) replied "this is the most relaxing thing you've ever tried. Don't knock it unless you've tried it."

The student from (pick another institution) said "OK, I'll call your bluff" and took the place of the student from (pick your institution) and began jumping up and down saying "42."

The student from (pick your institution) said "no, no, you've got to jump higher and shout louder."

And so the second student jumped real high and shouted real loud.

The student from (pick your institution) pulled the manhole cover away and the second student fell down the manhole. The student from (pick your institution) put the manhole cover back and began jumping up and down on it shouting "43."

14 posted on 10/31/2005 8:27:45 AM PST by Phsstpok (There are lies, damned lies, statistics and presentation graphics, in descending order of truth)

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