Posted on 10/28/2005 3:11:52 PM PDT by pissant
Good night and bottoms up!
Buy a six pack. It's pretty good!!
You drink after skiing? That may explain the moguls keep moving around on me
Shhh....
Don't tell anyone - people will talk about us.
;-)
DD
Beer (reposted from previous post)
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Paul Hornung
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-- H. L. Mencken
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
-- W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-- Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher
LOL...those are great.:-)
Went to the store to get some Fosters earlier and damn if they haven't changed the stuff on the can!
Nothing stays the same, I guess.
I am drinking an Old Rasputin Stout.
> And never, ever before 8:00 AM.
...somewhere in the world.
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