quick, somebody register apeunderground.com - there's a potential goldmine!
"ugh. Me no have banana. Bush's fault!"
"Karl Rove gave coco ticks. Bad Karl Rove. OO O OO OOO OOO."
"Halliburton put oil well in jungle!"
Koko the American Sign Language gorilla is downright kinky.
topics (somewhere in the world) for human dinner conversations, include...
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010309.html
http://www.bokane.org/abtom/archives/2004/07/eating_monkey_b.html
http://www.maxent.org/ch/monkey_brains_ad.html
http://www.ink19.com/issues_F/98_02/feature/dont_like_monkeys_nf.html
http://www.mongabay.com/external/monkey_brains.htm