Merry Fitzmas!!!!! Democrats Gleefully Unwrap the Box and get........................SOCKS?????

me | 10/28/2005 | soccermom

[soccermom]

Remember when you were a kid and you were all excited about Christmas? Well, democrats were so giddy about the apparently impending indictments of Libby and Rove that they started saying, "Merry Fitzmas". Now, remember when you had your heart set on the one item you wanted for Christmas and you cast aside sweaters, scarves and the like as you seached for the coveted item under the tree? Well, my friends, it is Fitzmas morning and all the democrats got were socks!

No charges pertaining to the outing of a CIA agent. No charges against Rove. The best they can get is perjury and obstruction against Libby -- and that isn't even related to the alleged crime. Now, if Libby committed the crime he should lose his job, plead guilty and take is slap on the wrist. But this is certainly not the execution our pal AL Franken was hoping for.

While we're on the subject of socks, Sandy Burglar didn't even serve time for shoving classified documents in his and then lying about it. So Libby shouldn't do any time -- assuming the rules are same for republicans (which is a big assumption.)

Now, if Al Franken wants to satisfy his lust to execute someone for treason, I suggest he look at Marc Rich. I wonder how much oil-for-food blood money is in the bricks and mortar of the Clinton Library?

[areafiftyone]

Merry Fitzmas!!!!! Democrats Gleefully Unwrap the Box and get........................ SOCKS UNDERWEAR?????

There, Thats better! ;-)

[Carling]

They were expecting an iPod and instead received an AM transistor radio.

[smith288]

i would say they got a mini "scooter" instead of that cool motorcross bike...

[West Coast Conservative]

Merry Fizzlemas!

[USS Alaska]

Socks? Wasn't that klintoons kat? Nah, they got a pile of pony poop, and santa took the pony with him.

[telebob]

BAM! - Damn, we missed!

BAM! - Sh*t! Missed again!

BAM! - What's wrong with this thing?

BAM! - Oooooh Noooooo - they got S-C-O-O-O-T-E-R!!

[Phantom Lord]

The Day That Changed Everything XXXVIII has again been postponed.

[soccermom]

LOL!

[xcamel]

...very small banana warmers....

[smith288]

They wanted this:


They got this:

[kenth]

Any word on how pjcomix made out from the hurricane? Hope he's doing all right. This would be grand DUFU material.

[singfreedom]

Pony poop for sure! Served nice and warm! I'm listening to this jerk-off prosecutor try to justify his trumped-up charges. Talk about a convoluted, insignificant bunch of nothing----particularly when you consider Plame was a "desk jockey" and there weren't even any charges relating to her "outing"! It sounds like he is trying to convince the rest of us that this REALLY IS important stuff. News, guy, its absolutely irrelevant! I couldn't care less.

[Petronski]

In a box from John Kerry, they all got jockstraps, "EXTRA LARGE...did you see how they're EXTRA LARGE!"

[anymouse]

Free Scooter!

[frogjerk]

After reading the indictments and getting to the end I wondered to myself "Is this it? 20 pages of he-said MSM-said BS? Two years of investigation about this?"

Plus this lovely nugget of so-called "fact" on page 3 kills the whole 2 year 20 page thesis:

This is the major premise of the whole shootin-match and it has been proven false and will be proven false again. The whole bunch of indictments is built upon a house of cards...

[Halgr]

Can I tell our friends at DU what I think.....

Naaaa I can't; cause Freepers don't use that kinda language in public.

[UglyinLA]

Soccermom,

Thats a great analogy. By the way, I took a peek at DU and some of them are acting all happy saying that they got their wish. However, the more realistic ones are upset because they think Rove skated. They still have their hopes up that Fitzpatrick still is gunning for Rove.

[MamaLucci]

Bah, humbug! LOL!