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Magazine's 'Vagina 101' Gets It Pulled From Shelves
AP ^ | 10/27/05 | Staff

Posted on 10/27/2005 1:26:33 PM PDT by Millee

The October issue of Seventeen magazine is too racy for the Albertsons' supermarket chain.

The magazine have been pulled because of an article titled "Vagina 101."

Close-up drawings detail various parts of the female anatomy, under the headline "Owner's Manual."

The Idaho-based Albertsons' corporate office issued a statement saying the magazine was pulled because of complaints from customers.

But there's plenty of racy stuff still on the Albertsons' magazine rack, including Men's Health, with an article called "Six Secret Ways to Turn Her On."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dirty; filth; magazines; perversion; porn; seventeen; smut; teen; ungodly
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Boy teen mags have changed from the "Get the cute boy to notice you" and "Fun, New ways to do your hair!"
1 posted on 10/27/2005 1:26:33 PM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee
Boy teen mags have changed from the "Get the cute boy to notice you" and "Fun, New ways to do your hair!"

For all we know, this "Vagina 101" article might contain information on both those topics.

2 posted on 10/27/2005 1:27:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Millee

Just think of all the guys that will be buying this issue now that it has been advertised in the media. I for one always wanted to know how to best operate one of those things. I keep experimenting and practicing every chance I get.


3 posted on 10/27/2005 1:30:37 PM PDT by Khepera (Do not remove by penalty of law!)
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To: cjshapi; wizardoz; Xenalyte; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Ping for a joke answer too good to pass up.


4 posted on 10/27/2005 1:30:46 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Lazamataz
For all we know, this "Vagina 101" article might contain information on both those topics.

LOL! You are just not right!
5 posted on 10/27/2005 1:31:06 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (11, 175, 77, 93 - In Memory Always)
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To: Khepera
There are some safety rules associated with vaginas:

1) Never point one at someone you don't intend to xcrew.

2) Always assume it's loaded.

6 posted on 10/27/2005 1:32:27 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hey, just remember when coloring your hair, to impress the boys mix up a double batch to match your snatch!!


7 posted on 10/27/2005 1:33:46 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Lazamataz

That sounds more like the other thing.


8 posted on 10/27/2005 1:33:49 PM PDT by Khepera (Do not remove by penalty of law!)
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To: Millee

They should have tried "Delores 101".


9 posted on 10/27/2005 1:33:53 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: Kerretarded
LOL! You are just not right!

If I was a pinball machine, I'd constantly be flashing "Tilt".

10 posted on 10/27/2005 1:34:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
double batch to match your snatch!!

Natch!

11 posted on 10/27/2005 1:34:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Lazamataz
(note to self: NEVER read Lazamataz's replies when others are around. Good way to get fired)
12 posted on 10/27/2005 1:35:07 PM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: Lazamataz

I'm waiting for the Disney version, "101 Vaginas".


13 posted on 10/27/2005 1:35:32 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: pissant
Do you write under a "nom de plume"?
14 posted on 10/27/2005 1:36:45 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; grellis; EX52D; ...

C'mere girls. LOL!


15 posted on 10/27/2005 1:36:54 PM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Do they have tips on avoiding veggies? (girls-only wedgies in the front)


16 posted on 10/27/2005 1:37:01 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (If you want to be on my Civil Engineer ping list, just say so!)
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"I'm waiting for the Disney version, "101 Vaginas"."

We're gonna snatch that pussy and put it in a box... only Disney could get this on the big screen rated G.
17 posted on 10/27/2005 1:37:12 PM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I'm waiting for the Disney version, "101 Vaginas".

Will they have the proper hair coloring scheme?
18 posted on 10/27/2005 1:37:46 PM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (11, 175, 77, 93 - In Memory Always)
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To: Millee

Already here with comment posted.


19 posted on 10/27/2005 1:38:33 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Kerretarded

You do the Google image search, I'm at work. :)


20 posted on 10/27/2005 1:38:35 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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