I'm not allowed near Pitsco with any form of legal tender if an iron-willed chaperone is not attending me.
My wife took my AmEx and did the Christmas shopping there last night. I don't know how much she spent and I'm not really sure that I want to know. She only said she'd been "bad" and had sent email to all the grandparents telling them that they could feel free to make Christmas contributions part of their bevvy of gifts.
I may end up standing outside the local grocery store with a coffee can and a sign saying "Give to the Children's Christmas Fund".