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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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601
posted on
11/04/2005 2:02:40 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Not quite the spirit of the thing...
Recap...
602
posted on
11/04/2005 2:03:22 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: fanfan
Good, I'll stick to the 7Up for a few weeks!!
603
posted on
11/04/2005 2:03:47 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hey!
I'm Canadian!
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!
Link to live rant
Actually he's an American bashing liberal, and I don't know him personally. Thank God!
604
posted on
11/04/2005 2:05:25 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Dead Corpse
605
posted on
11/04/2005 2:06:18 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: fanfan
Yank Canuck.
606
posted on
11/04/2005 2:07:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: fanfan
Okay I will.
To: Dead Corpse
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Product will be hot after heating.
For indoor or outdoor use only.
608
posted on
11/04/2005 2:09:25 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Dashing Dasher
609
posted on
11/04/2005 2:09:57 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
I prefer to call it reading.... sounds less ominous.
610
posted on
11/04/2005 2:15:59 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(... this situation absolutely requires a really futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.)
To: fanfan
Warm product before serving.
Caution: Filling may be hot.
Contents under pressure.
611
posted on
11/04/2005 2:22:38 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse; fanfan; Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite; All
I've been reading these clever instructions all afternoon, and I can't contribute because my brain has turned to gray lint. I feel so unnecessary... :o[
612
posted on
11/04/2005 2:27:01 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Dead Corpse
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Blades must be at least 7 feet above grave level.
This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
613
posted on
11/04/2005 2:27:03 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
Think of it this way.
None of us will ever do anything stupid, and hurt ourselves.
Wait! Now how can we sue?
614
posted on
11/04/2005 2:28:55 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
Don't read instructions! Instructions are for liberals!!
615
posted on
11/04/2005 2:30:39 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Yeah... I'm afraid that I started to repeat myself somewhere in there. Oh well...
Gray lint? Or Gray Goo?
616
posted on
11/04/2005 2:31:02 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: fanfan
Now how can we sue? Very carefully. Ever read the instructions on a pack of toothpicks? Ask Wonko the Sane...
617
posted on
11/04/2005 2:31:57 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
"Gray lint? Or Gray Goo?"
Aren't they interchangeable?
618
posted on
11/04/2005 2:32:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
No. One can be carded into wool and the other requires a spoon.
619
posted on
11/04/2005 2:33:09 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: fanfan
Do not stick your finger in a event horizon.
Do not look directly at a pulsar.
Do not eat Jupiter.
620
posted on
11/04/2005 2:33:41 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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