Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
But then I'd be giving lawyers a bad name. ;-)
Ms woo-woo's knickers were so twisted that the evening ended then and there.
Simply not possible. Since you are a Freeper you could only improve the breed
Hobbes will be there as soon as I figure out the scanner. For now, she looks like a blue point Siamese...weighing 10#. She is being trained to the halter, so she is extremely embarrassed. (Meaning: No photos today, please.)
(The idea is to take her out for walks...)
LOL!
Two horses trails within the grass
A charming man and his gypsy lass
They’re headed for the Hedgeford pass
Tis none but the Black Jack Davy
The moonlight glistens like his grin
The lass lays back and she welcomes him in
For to love this way could ne’er be sin
For she now is the Black Jack’s Lady
They love all night and with the dawn
The lady wakes and her Davy is gone
What a fool she’d been to have tagged along
And be known as the Black Jack’s Lady
She’s gathered up her gods and gear
Her current path is now crystal clear
And the vow she swore for to conjure fear
In the heart of the Black Jack Davy
With stolen horse and a sword as well
Revenge has cast it’s unbreakable spell
And she rides all night like a spawn from hell
On the path of the Black Jack Davy
She rides o’er hill and rides o’er dale
With silver sword and her stallion pale
On the winds you can hear the banshee wail
‘Tis the cry of the Black Jack’s Lady
Her hair is like the setting sun
Her grace and speed they are rivaled by none
But you soon shall rue the deed you have done
If you lie with the Black Jack’s Lady
Her face is fair and her breath is sweet
But do not fall for her cunning deceit
For she’ll slice you wide from your head to your feet
Tis the way of the Black Jack’s Lady
Black Jack Davy
Turn yourself around
Else your lady
Will lay you in the cold hard ground
And now upon each dark moon night
With eyes ablaze though they never give light
Riding horseback with her sword blade bright
Goes the form of the Black Jack’s Lady
So lock your doors inside to stay
Young men best keep out of her way
Cause there’s none can stop her sword they say
Or the ride of the Black Jack’s Lady
She rides o’er hill and rides o’er dale
With silver sword and her stallion pale
On the winds you can hear the banshee wail
Tis the cry of the Black Jack’s Lady
Young men best be strong and true
Be faithful in the loving you do
Or else let gods have pity on you
If you mate with the Black Jack’s Lady
Out of respect for MN Johnnie, "incoming" has been changed to Mail Call.
I like it, but I'll bet Bob would prefer something more elegant.
A woman scorned...
Pres: “Can there be a peace between us?”
Alien: “Peace? No peace!”
I thought I was the only one who listened to that kind of music.
"Die!"
Yeppers, that about covered it. Scary part is that she is a school teacher. Pity the poor kids.
This is elegant...
"Scruples have ruined many a potentially felonius undertaking."
It reminds me of Slippery Jim DiGris, the Stainless Steel Rat.
I loved that series. Although his Homeworld, Wheelworld and Starworld series was good too. I never was quite able to get into the Eden series.
She'd be the one on the roof.
"Oh look! It's opening up!"
Thanks for the compliment.
Who is/was Jim DiGris?
I am so TOTALLY outclassed!!!
So am I.
Dang! I feel like I'm in the horse and buggy days...
I don't get it. Who's Heather and why does she outclass us? *knickers twisting*
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