I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[MNJohnnie]

Sorry, but my waning hope in frogs grabbed the loud handle and punched out over Paris eleven days ago.

OH MY GOD, I am laughing so hard I think I did myself a mischief!

[HKMk23]

Any wonder why France is burning?

"Burning Down The House"
The Talking Heads

Watch out
You might get what you're after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger

I'm 
An
Or-di-na-ry
Guy

Burning down the house!

Hold tight
Wait till the party's over
Hold tight
We're in for nasty weather

There
Has
Got
To
Be
A
Way

Burning down the house!

Here's your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin' overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire

All wet
Hey you might need a raincoat
Shakedown
Dreams walking in broad daylight
Three
Hun-dred
Six-ty-five
De-grees

Burning down the house!

It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work baby what did you except
Gonna burst into flame

My house
'S out of the ordinary
That's right
Don't want to hurt nobody
Some
Things
Sure
Can
Sweep
Me
Off
My
Feet

Burning down the house!

No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet
Everything's stuck together
I don't know what you expect staring into your TV set
Fighting fire with fire...

[Dead Corpse]

3.5G? Water couches. We may need to spend the duration of the escape pahse in the hot tubs. I'm cool with that.

looks like a two-mile diameter wok...

We'll never find enough sesame oil for it...

[HKMk23]

Han Solo: [sets a few coins on the bar, deadpans] Sorry about the mess.

[Monkey Face]

I'm here...mostly lurking, but I'm here.

[Tax-chick]

Looks good to me, Bob. I'm not that much heavier than I was last month :-).

[EsmeraldaA]

Dark chocolate for starters.

Long walks on the beach.
Puppies.
Bunnies.
Pink thingys.


LMAO!!

[sionnsar]

And, of course, I show up just as everyone else is leaving...

It was lunchtime. I'm back now.

[MNJohnnie]

Boy is it quite in here today.

[sionnsar]

I know. Time for a ping. Stand by...

[sionnsar]

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[Not A Snowbird]

Whoa! I've been pung! Pinged? I don't know.

[sionnsar]

Wow. Even the ping did nothing. Oh well, back to work...

[sionnsar]

Spoke 1 second too late...

[sionnsar]

Pang?

[fanfan]

Pong!

[Tax-chick]

Yo! I was here earlier, but I had to go vote.

[Dead Corpse]

Poinged?

[sionnsar]

[Not A Snowbird]

Pong!

I'm listening to Byrd Droppings on C-Span. I must be really bored.