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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: Lady Jag

LOL!
(You're welcome, by the way!)


1,141 posted on 11/05/2005 10:10:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The evil zeros approach....

Nailed it! 1100, only 63,900 to go!!!!

1,142 posted on 11/05/2005 10:11:10 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Or more, if they can get it...


1,143 posted on 11/05/2005 10:11:18 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Toiled in the vineyard yesterday.

The girls enjoyed taking grape vine away from me and running with it.

Frankly, I just found it hot and dirty work.


1,144 posted on 11/05/2005 10:12:02 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
What does the word wrap button do...

Phew!!!   At first I thought you said warp button and was about to say, "So long, Taz!!"

1,145 posted on 11/05/2005 10:12:17 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yep. I left for a while to do some cleaning.


1,146 posted on 11/05/2005 10:12:34 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Lady Jag

He,he,he

Beef jerky.


1,147 posted on 11/05/2005 10:12:55 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag
Dahhhh, why is that bull smiling while he is queuing up to the milkmaid? *scratching head, looking stupid*
1,148 posted on 11/05/2005 10:13:19 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Every joint needs a back door!!

Because...If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

1,149 posted on 11/05/2005 10:13:48 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: TASMANIANRED

Hi, Taz!
Give the girls a big hug when they ask...
My neighbor brings his black pugs over, but at 18 and 22 pounds, they aren't exactly Lab quality...;o]


1,150 posted on 11/05/2005 10:14:25 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


1,151 posted on 11/05/2005 10:14:42 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Male lions have sex up to 40 times a day.

Gee is that all? What do they do with the other 1440 mins in the day?

1,152 posted on 11/05/2005 10:14:54 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I refuse to despoil such sweet innocence.
1,153 posted on 11/05/2005 10:15:26 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: tuliptree76

Everything clean now?


1,154 posted on 11/05/2005 10:15:52 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie

Sleep except for on the days that they eat, drink beer and watch football.


1,155 posted on 11/05/2005 10:15:53 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Works fer me! LOL!


1,156 posted on 11/05/2005 10:15:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Pugs are sweet.

How is Hobbes handling it? Still distainful tolerance.


1,157 posted on 11/05/2005 10:17:04 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Monkey Face

Sorry I got busy.

Yes, coffee please.

The rolls are great!!!


1,158 posted on 11/05/2005 10:17:09 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ah, the old XJS7?


Almost as nice as Mel!


1,159 posted on 11/05/2005 10:17:52 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Probably not a good idea. Actually I should bring that pic to my local - they will love it!! Agriculture + sex = West of Ireland farmers!!


1,160 posted on 11/05/2005 10:17:57 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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