/john
>> I'll have lots of help
Funny !!!
Each day you should go to the Jeff City Mall,, don't know the name, but I'm sure they have at least one.
Go to Dillards or whatever upscale Dept Store they have there. Proceed to the Cosmetic Dept. Find the men's cologne testers and sniff them until you find one that smells like soap, pull open the neck of your shirt and give yourself a good squirt (ONLY ONE SQUIRT!!!!). If the clerks ask if they can help you, tell them you're about out of cologne at home and you need to see how the fragrance 'wears' on you.
Do this every day you're there.
It's called CHICK MAGNET. (No that's not the name of a cologne, altho it probably should be!)
You scoundrel, you.;^)