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It seems like all of the bride's single friends want to come help the single, out-of-town chef (and check him out). I'll have lots of help. Life can be very, very good sometimes. ;>)

/john

31 posted on 10/26/2005 7:37:51 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)

To: JRandomFreeper

>> I'll have lots of help

Funny !!!

35 posted on 10/26/2005 8:42:54 AM PDT by The Raven

To: JRandomFreeper

Each day you should go to the Jeff City Mall,, don't know the name, but I'm sure they have at least one.

Go to Dillards or whatever upscale Dept Store they have there. Proceed to the Cosmetic Dept. Find the men's cologne testers and sniff them until you find one that smells like soap, pull open the neck of your shirt and give yourself a good squirt (ONLY ONE SQUIRT!!!!). If the clerks ask if they can help you, tell them you're about out of cologne at home and you need to see how the fragrance 'wears' on you.

Do this every day you're there.

It's called CHICK MAGNET. (No that's not the name of a cologne, altho it probably should be!)

36 posted on 10/26/2005 8:57:50 AM PDT by Iowa Granny (I am not the sharpest pin in the cushion but I can draw blood.)

To: JRandomFreeper

You scoundrel, you.;^)

42 posted on 10/26/2005 9:25:23 AM PDT by MozartLover ( My son, my soldier, my hero. Protect him, Lord, wherever he goes, and keep him strong.)

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