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Burger King Creeps Me Out, Man!
Burger King | 10/25/05 | ltn72

Posted on 10/25/2005 11:19:54 AM PDT by pabianice

Has anybody else been, like, totally creeped-out by the recent Burger King ad series?

I mean, like, there's this guy waking up and standing silently next to him is as scary a sight as one is likely to encounter: a hulking Burger King with a frozen face, mouth open (to take a big bite?), staring silently at the poor guy. Ewww!

It's just one of a series of totally bizarre ads all featuring the sudden appearance of the Burger King right in, like, someone's face, like, out of nowhere.

I guess the idea is that when you are, like, hungry, you'll think of grabbing a burger from BK. But really, man. Who thought this series up? I mean, like, if I woke up and saw this thing standing next to my bed, my only throught would be to get my .357 out as fast as I could and, like, blow this ugly mofo back to the Ring of Hell from which it emerged.

Maybe these ads will spur gun sales. That would be way cool!


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To: EX52D

Creepy and doesn't exactly make me want to run out and have a burger.

What is Burger King thinking?


Remember the Subservient Chicken? Now, that was a good idea!!!!

www.subservientchicken.com

I LOVE THAT SITE!!!!

(of course, I would)


161 posted on 10/25/2005 12:22:34 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It is only in sorrow, bad weather masters us; in joy, we face the storm and defy it.)
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To: Diddle E. Squat

You can do it!


162 posted on 10/25/2005 12:22:43 PM PDT by hattend (Rum and Coke, please!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

That's what is scary...we don't know what he is thinking, but it can't be good.


164 posted on 10/25/2005 12:25:10 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
I always thought the Quaker Oats guy looked like x42:


165 posted on 10/25/2005 12:27:44 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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To: EX52D

Go to subservientchicken.com and have some fun playing.

;-)


166 posted on 10/25/2005 12:31:21 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It is only in sorrow, bad weather masters us; in joy, we face the storm and defy it.)
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To: pabianice

Gay-est king ever.... Just another attempt to push the gay agenda


167 posted on 10/25/2005 12:43:05 PM PDT by comet13
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To: GraniteStateConservative

>>Need a cold shower?<<

I'm sorry, I missed your post. I was taking a shower.

Now let me hit the play button on the DVD......

What were you saying?


168 posted on 10/25/2005 12:43:06 PM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: highlander_UW

I always thought the Burger King played for the other team.


169 posted on 10/25/2005 12:47:17 PM PDT by The Grim Freeper
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To: Doogle

If he popped up in front of me like that I'd hurt him, then call the law.

I would try their new coffee - I drive right by a BK every morning, but I'm afraid that thing would hand the coffee out to me through the window.

I don't do fast food other than coffee and when traveling french fries for the dog. Now you are telling me the french fries are lousy. If that thing showed up at the take out window the dog would hurt it.


170 posted on 10/25/2005 12:50:39 PM PDT by Roses0508 (Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.)
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To: Keith Burwell
and replace them with the "i'm full" crapola that wouldn't even be funny if the actors were on fire.

You sure about that? I'd find it damn funny to see him on fire - in the true Michael-Jackson-My-Hair's-On-Fire sense, not the CG fire.

171 posted on 10/25/2005 12:51:59 PM PDT by BostonianRightist (I looted New Orleans and all I got was 40 of these lousy taglines.)
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To: Keith Burwell

They plagerized the idea from some college kids, I believe. The kids ended up very wealthy. I guess Taco Bell didn't want them to become any wealthier.


172 posted on 10/25/2005 12:52:12 PM PDT by The Grim Freeper
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To: SGCOS

ROFL! Thats just so....ewwwwww! Gives me the heebie jeebies


173 posted on 10/25/2005 12:56:43 PM PDT by EHC Southern Pride (Where ever you go, go with all your heart.)
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To: pabianice

Heh, the Burger King would be a great Halloween costume. It'd scare the crap out of everyone!


174 posted on 10/25/2005 1:09:49 PM PDT by Constantine XIII
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To: pabianice

OK a little weird...I was just thinking last night how much this guy creeped me out. I can always count on SOMEONE on FR to have an appropriate thread.


175 posted on 10/25/2005 1:19:04 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: pabianice
It creeps me out.

But the thing that creeps me out the most is the dancing Six Flags guy.

B-r-r-r-r-r-rrrr

176 posted on 10/25/2005 1:21:54 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Clemenza

Yeah, I remember the orange guy. Also quite creepy, but more realistic. Creepy seventies weirdo. I like the plastic faced monstrosity much better.


177 posted on 10/25/2005 1:22:47 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Diddle E. Squat; ecurbh
I tried to figure out what I found so funny about the Geico caveman ads. Then when the one caveman orders the duck in mango sauce, and the other one gets all pissy and says he doesn't have much of an appetite, I realized what it is.

The cavemen are bitchy little hypersensitive liberals. Wounded and petulant in every commercial, demanding respect for their particular little aggrieved group.

Whiney liberal cavemen are funny.

179 posted on 10/25/2005 1:26:53 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: pabianice

The Burger King Guy reminds me of the Boogey Man. It totally creeped me out since the first time I saw him (it) on the TV.


180 posted on 10/25/2005 2:59:54 PM PDT by Maximus_Ridiculousness (Miers Must GO!)
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