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Burger King Creeps Me Out, Man!
Burger King | 10/25/05 | ltn72

Posted on 10/25/2005 11:19:54 AM PDT by pabianice

Has anybody else been, like, totally creeped-out by the recent Burger King ad series?

I mean, like, there's this guy waking up and standing silently next to him is as scary a sight as one is likely to encounter: a hulking Burger King with a frozen face, mouth open (to take a big bite?), staring silently at the poor guy. Ewww!

It's just one of a series of totally bizarre ads all featuring the sudden appearance of the Burger King right in, like, someone's face, like, out of nowhere.

I guess the idea is that when you are, like, hungry, you'll think of grabbing a burger from BK. But really, man. Who thought this series up? I mean, like, if I woke up and saw this thing standing next to my bed, my only throught would be to get my .357 out as fast as I could and, like, blow this ugly mofo back to the Ring of Hell from which it emerged.

Maybe these ads will spur gun sales. That would be way cool!


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1 posted on 10/25/2005 11:19:54 AM PDT by pabianice
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...can't be doing a whole lot of good for kids either.


Doogle


2 posted on 10/25/2005 11:21:42 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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hmm


3 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:02 AM PDT by Leatherneck_MT (3-7-77 (No that's not a Date))
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To: pabianice

He does give me the creeps.


4 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:06 AM PDT by armymarinemom (My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
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To: pabianice

Flippin' sweet, dude.


5 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:12 AM PDT by Bulldaddy ("Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true" - Pedro Sanchez)
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To: pabianice

I just hope it doesn't come trick-or-treating at my house. {{Shiver}}


6 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:20 AM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: pabianice

Gag me with a spoon. Like, totally.

Man.


7 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:21 AM PDT by kidd
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That is the gayest damn commercial, ever.


8 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:31 AM PDT by Spruce (Keep your mitts off my wallet)
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Yeah, they're definitely creepy. Some people like the new ones that are made to look like an NFL Films documentary.
9 posted on 10/25/2005 11:22:56 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: pabianice

These adds totally creep me out. Its funny that you mention this. He's so weird looking.


10 posted on 10/25/2005 11:23:02 AM PDT by electroclash
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11 posted on 10/25/2005 11:23:03 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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They creek out my wife too.

The new football ones dont though so I guess they've lost their edge with the easily creeped.


12 posted on 10/25/2005 11:23:08 AM PDT by funkywbr
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LOL!

I'm not sure its worth its own thread..but YES!! They totally creep me out too..no better word..creepy.

I cant imagine it making them any money on burgers..they should seriously consider firing their ad guy..

13 posted on 10/25/2005 11:23:27 AM PDT by Iron Matron
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The Burger King guy is freaky no matter where he is or what he is doing. They need a NEW king.


14 posted on 10/25/2005 11:23:27 AM PDT by nralife
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Like, u must really like the word "like" like a lot.


15 posted on 10/25/2005 11:24:11 AM PDT by Mathews (Shot... Splash... Out!)
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I love them!

The lumberjack confronting that freaky face as the tree falls is a hoot..

In real life, the king's head would've rolled...


16 posted on 10/25/2005 11:24:13 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Vegetarian, permaculturalist, cloth wearing, green, peak oil believing Trad Catholic Indie.)
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It freaks me out too !

But I liked the one that they did with the King and Darth Vader where they just stare each other down.


17 posted on 10/25/2005 11:24:23 AM PDT by BRITinUSA
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It'll be interesting to see how this campaign has affected sales. It has kept me away like the Plague (not that I ever went there much before).


18 posted on 10/25/2005 11:24:26 AM PDT by brewcrew
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The Quizno's rodent was so gross, I've yet to buy a sandwich from them.


19 posted on 10/25/2005 11:24:54 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Ham & Eggs: A day's work for a hen, A lifetime commitment for a pig.)
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I'm waiting for an SNL spoof. Something like, a guy opens the window, the Burger King is standing right there, and the guy screams and punches BK in the face.

Maybe it's just too obvious.

20 posted on 10/25/2005 11:25:01 AM PDT by wbill
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