VANITY-Bomb on Geo Wash bridge?

[HHKrepublican_2]

My little brother (12) said he heard about a small bomb going off on the GWB earlier today, is this old news, been proven wrong or just completely fake.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

My little brother (12) said he heard about a small bomb going off on the GWB earlier today . . .

On the "GWB"?? I thought I was the GWB!!!

[Thrusher]

My 4-year-old nephew just told me that aliens landed on the White House lawn and that Gaziplibul is the new King of the Universe.

Can anyone confirm?

[nuconvert]

Do Vanity-Bombs raise the terrorist threat level?

[SIDENET]

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I take it this is your twin brother.

Neither of you have heard of a backfire?

Oh, welcome to FR

[retrokitten]

My 4-year-old nephew just told me that aliens landed on the White House lawn and that Gaziplibul is the new King of the Universe.

I can confirm. Below is a picture of our new leader. Stealing a line from Kent Brockman, I for one, welcome our new overlords.

[advance_copy]

Air America has bombed in NYC. Does this count?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1504688/posts

[freeperfromnj]

That one cracked me up.

[KneelBeforeZod]

if CNN, npr, cbs, nbc or abc didn't report it, it never happened.

[notfornothing]

Archie: "I got a riddle for you Edith. How long does it take one dingbat to walk to the refrigerator to get a beer?

Edith [thinking hard]: Ok, let me think...How long does it take one dingbat to....

Archie: "Get me a beer!!"

[End Times Sentinel]

My 4-year-old nephew just told me that aliens landed on the White House lawn

I'd be skeptical about that, that kid told me Scooter Libby was out to get Joe Wilson and his wife last summer and nothin' came of that.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)

[Fierce Allegiance]

Tonight is trash night. I am not looking forward to it. Since my STBX moved out a couple weeks ago, I have been going through our cupboards and closets throwing stuff out. There is a ton of stuff to throw out. I also went through the fridge and freezer, and that stuff has since gotten real ripe. So not only do I have a lot of trash, which is real heavy, I have stinky trash.

I sure hope the recycling Nazi's do not come poking through my trash again.

To make it all worse, i went to the gym last night and now my arms are sore. So I have to lug all my stinky trash to the curb with sore arms.

Well, at least I have the house for now. Fall is awesome, with the low angle sun glimmering off the ocean at noontime. I love the view. I used to think people were fruity when they said they were in their "happy place" but sitting on my deck all by myself is my happy place.

I can't afford it much longer. It sucks having to give up the last 20 years worth of work because someone decided our marriage wasn't worth it anymore. Boy, do i feel screwed.

[Thrusher]

I'd be skeptical about that, that kid told me Scooter Libby was out to get Joe Wilson and his wife last summer and nothin' came of that

Hey, I know Scooter Libby. Scooter Libby is a friend of mine. And let me tell you this: Joe Wilson is no Gaziplibul, King of the Universe.

[Tijeras_Slim]

This guy in finance told me that the new guy, David, has AIDS. I kind of believe him too. David is the gayest gay guy I've ever seen.

I checked on Snopes, they said David is so gay he's an urbane legend.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hide the STBX in the stinky trash. It probably won't work, but you'll be the subject of a bazillion speculative threads like Scott Peterson and Natalee Holloway.

[martin_fierro]

I've survived a few vanity bombs.

[martin_fierro]

So gay that when you look at him, the air gets all distorted, like in the desert.

Damn. That's gay.

[SquirrelKing]

ROFLMAO!

Where did you find THAT?

LOOK! IT'S ELVIS IN A TUBE TOP!

Swipe.

[LongElegantLegs]

Where did he hear this?

[Fierce Allegiance]

I have a body disposal plan in my head. I don't want to waste it on her. Besides, My kids like her, and that would hurt them.

Some day, though, I just may have to employ my body disposal plan. I think I have a good subject in mind, too. I like it. It's bloodless, too. Not painless, but bloodless. Haha hehe hoho!