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Rolling Stones performing Heart of Stone.

1 posted on 10/16/2005 9:28:25 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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And on the entertainment beat The groupies went wild as Mic threw his walker into the crowd.....


2 posted on 10/16/2005 9:30:54 PM PDT by kublia khan (Absolute war brings total victory)
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This is shocking!. Are they calling it MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER?
3 posted on 10/16/2005 9:31:02 PM PDT by JAWs
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And if that doesn't work, paint it black.


4 posted on 10/16/2005 9:32:52 PM PDT by dr_who_2
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It is stored right next to the cases of depends.....


5 posted on 10/16/2005 9:35:04 PM PDT by Kimmers
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in case one of the ageing rockers - who are all in their late 50s and early 60s - has a heart attack while performing.

Why wait for the heart attack. Hook it up to an amp and see what it sounds like.

6 posted on 10/16/2005 9:36:44 PM PDT by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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LMAO!!!
Funniest thread of the year!


7 posted on 10/16/2005 9:41:30 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Someone on FR called this the Steel Wheelchairs Tour. I thought it was apt.


8 posted on 10/16/2005 9:42:45 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("One might even go so far as to say ... he's mediocre." - Daffy Duck)
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Don't mess with Gramps:


9 posted on 10/16/2005 9:43:37 PM PDT by zarf
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Thumpin Jack Flash.


10 posted on 10/16/2005 9:43:56 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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Can't you hear me knockin?


11 posted on 10/16/2005 9:44:29 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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Does this illustration look to anybody else like a teenage boy about to play a practical joke on his napping father?


12 posted on 10/16/2005 9:47:16 PM PDT by Riley ("Bother" said Pooh, as he fired the Claymores.)
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bump into the morning


14 posted on 10/17/2005 4:51:58 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (The search for someone to blame is always successful. - Robert Half)
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hahah All I can see is Keith Richards having that attached to him for volts put in him every song or two! But I am glad that they have taken this step towards their safety, well worth the investment.
16 posted on 10/17/2005 6:30:34 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (I am back alive and well)
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Top Ten things Overheard At The Stones Concert

10)I love it when they smash their walkers at the end of a song.

9) The medic alert beepers are drowning out the music.

8) Look! The new guy on bass! It's Matlock.

7) He means, time was on their side.

6) Start me up! I'm serious! This isn't part of the song!

5) It looks like a comet smashed into Keith Richards.

4) Cool! Jagger's teeth just landed in my lap!

3) What's Letterman doing up there with a fiddle?

2) Michael Jackson married? Please...!

1) I can't get no met-a-mucil

17 posted on 10/17/2005 10:20:08 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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Does that one go to 11?


18 posted on 10/17/2005 4:01:48 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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Keith's defilbrator.


20 posted on 10/17/2005 5:15:06 PM PDT by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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