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Rolling Stones' heart safety machine ("I've never seen a defibrillator backstage.")
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Posted on 10/16/2005 9:28:22 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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Rolling Stones performing Heart of Stone.
To: InvisibleChurch
And on the entertainment beat The groupies went wild as Mic threw his walker into the crowd.....
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:30:54 PM PDT
by
kublia khan
(Absolute war brings total victory)
To: InvisibleChurch
This is shocking!. Are they calling it MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER?
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:31:02 PM PDT
by
JAWs
To: InvisibleChurch
And if that doesn't work, paint it black.
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:32:52 PM PDT
by
dr_who_2
To: InvisibleChurch
It is stored right next to the cases of depends.....
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:35:04 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: InvisibleChurch
in case one of the ageing rockers - who are all in their late 50s and early 60s - has a heart attack while performing.Why wait for the heart attack. Hook it up to an amp and see what it sounds like.
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:36:44 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(Peace is not an option)
To: InvisibleChurch
LMAO!!!
Funniest thread of the year!
To: InvisibleChurch
Someone on FR called this the Steel Wheelchairs Tour. I thought it was apt.
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:42:45 PM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
("One might even go so far as to say ... he's mediocre." - Daffy Duck)
To: InvisibleChurch
Don't mess with Gramps:
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:43:37 PM PDT
by
zarf
To: InvisibleChurch
To: InvisibleChurch

Can't you hear me knockin?
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:44:29 PM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: InvisibleChurch
Does this illustration look to anybody else like a teenage boy about to play a practical joke on his napping father?
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:47:16 PM PDT
by
Riley
("Bother" said Pooh, as he fired the Claymores.)
To: Riley
no it looks like a nappy headed kid is going to stun someones beeber back to life
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posted on
10/16/2005 9:52:23 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Father of the beeber)
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
10/17/2005 4:51:58 AM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(The search for someone to blame is always successful. - Robert Half)
To: Lancey Howard
Some articles just write themselves, don't they?
: )
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posted on
10/17/2005 5:09:12 AM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(The search for someone to blame is always successful. - Robert Half)
To: InvisibleChurch
hahah All I can see is Keith Richards having that attached to him for volts put in him every song or two! But I am glad that they have taken this step towards their safety, well worth the investment.
To: InvisibleChurch
Top Ten things Overheard At The Stones Concert 10)I love it when they smash their walkers at the end of a song.
9) The medic alert beepers are drowning out the music.
8) Look! The new guy on bass! It's Matlock.
7) He means, time was on their side.
6) Start me up! I'm serious! This isn't part of the song!
5) It looks like a comet smashed into Keith Richards.
4) Cool! Jagger's teeth just landed in my lap!
3) What's Letterman doing up there with a fiddle?
2) Michael Jackson married? Please...!
1) I can't get no met-a-mucil
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
10/17/2005 4:01:48 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: mrs. a
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
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posted on
10/17/2005 5:09:48 PM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(The search for someone to blame is always successful. - Robert Half)
To: InvisibleChurch


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Keith's defilbrator. |
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posted on
10/17/2005 5:15:06 PM PDT
by
Fintan
(If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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