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Posted on 10/15/2005 7:13:08 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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Good Morning!
I wuz bad last night....didn't write anything. Left The Toaster frying mice for a whole day.
If it's Friday somewhere, I wanna be there. Yawn.
I'm with ya.... I'm tired. I don't think anyone but these kittens slept well last night :~D
Have I been killed yet? :~D
Sheesh, everyone has a higher death count than me. I'd better have the zombie Nazis appear soon.
Well the Bad Guy was feeding the Toaster mice.
Hehehe....I think I'll make the Good Guy want to keep the Toaster as a mouser. That'll make the Bad Guy mad because he's trying to intimidate the Good Guy and it ain't working!
Heh... I want a toaster-mouser...
I just got another plant. Good, because Tam-cat hasn't been eating much green stuff since he killed Spideyplant.
'Course the toaster is leaving the odor of burnt mouse haning in the air...
I've got Miss Cat a nice pot of cat grass going. She chews that instead of the spider plant.
I'm going to try to wipe out a town tonight (including annoying Freddie).
Your death count is probably second only to Talon's... I think I will kill some not-so-innocent not-quite-bystanders over lunch today.
I've only killed 60-some. The world hasn't ended, yet. But I'm not going to blow it up like Talon. It's going to be biowarfare... with a twist.
Hmm. Wonder why that posted blank? I meant to say, end of the world, that rocks.
Rocks are involved, yes. Yuppers.
Heh...
How 'bout... lessee... does it count if I kill people off in a dream sequence?
The word count is the only count that counts, right?
I'm counting my counts that way, but your body count is making my puny wordcount even less adequate.
If I re-write this crap, I think I'll turn it into a comedy.
I don't think I'll re-write this crap. The good news is I'm getting the itch to re-write for the fifth time some different crap but that's going to take some serious reimagining.
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