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Posted on 10/15/2005 7:13:08 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
New verse:
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Upon the hearth the fire is red, |
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Still round the corner there may wait |
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Home is behind, the world ahead, |
ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!
~chuckling~
I better go clean stalls and stay out of trouble :~D
That sounds reasonable.
Hmmmm......
Guido held the toaster upside down, trying to force the cinnamon raisin bagle out by tapping the bottom of the crumb tray.
"Here, use this butterknife to pry it out," his girlfriend handed him the utensil.
"That sounds reasonable...."
Slowly she pushed the aloe plant in front of the electrical outlet so he could not see that the toaster was still plugged in.
We will be seeing many Vaders this year methinks. KarateBoy is going to be Anakin. We actually ~made~ his costume, and to be honest, it looks more hobbitish than jedi. LOL, but he has an awesome black hooded cape that billows in his wake.
Luke is still expecting us to buy the Darth Vader voice changer mask. We did not. (It's about $30). We did spent $3 on the "breathing machine."
*sigh* We have the voice changing mask. KarateBoy got it back in July for his birthday present from my mother.
I wouldn't mind if Luke had it. I'm just not buying it for Halloween.
Hmmmm....Hobbit Jedi.
... and he has Harry Potter glasses and wand.
I'm all plugged up!
We're talking 30 seconds for both eyes. Holy smokes! He was fast! He walked in, shook my hand, jerked open a drawer and pulled out some sort of pre-packaged jobber and then whipped me onto my back in the chair with my feet in air!
"What??? No Valium???" I asked!
He laughed and shook his head.
He got the first one in with no trouble...had to dilate the second eye and it pinched a bit.
Suddenly I found myself standing in front of the receptionist holding a tootsie-roll pop.
I swear I wasn't in there 15 total including waiting room time.
No startin' on the storyin'!
Good job then! Easy as pie!
Heh...the kid's multi-tasking.
But the Toaster doesn't kill Guido!
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