Now, now don't get snippy.
Speaking of farts on a Friday night, I last week was at a George Lopez performance. For the first ten minutes all Lopez talked about was how bad his/Mexican farts smell.
Ten minutes of fart jokes.
Next he was talking about how fun it would be to allow child abuse.
Shortly after that, I left. His act stunk worse than his farts IMO. Should this start it's own thread in breaking news?