Something like that. ;-)
Well it may be complicated but it is better than being alone.
I bombed in high school one time. I developed a crush on a friend of mine who was a girl. So, I sent her some beautiful flowers, and waited until she told someone else about it so that I could call her and say, "I heard you got some flowers!"
So, I nervously called her up and said, "Hey, I heard you got some flowers from a secret admirer. Any idea who it might be?"
She said, "No, and I don't care. That's the stupidest, most childish thing anybody could do."
Whoops.