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To: Fierce Allegiance

MUSLIM TERRORISTS ARE SO QUICK TO COMMIT SUICIDE

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:

Ø No Jesus.

Ø No Wal-Mart.

Ø No television.

Ø No cheerleaders.

Ø No baseball.

Ø No football.

Ø No basketball.

Ø No hockey.

Ø No golf.

Ø No tailgate parties.

Ø No Home Depot.

Ø No pork BBQ.

Ø No hot dogs.

Ø No burgers.

Ø No lobster.

Ø No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

Ø No gumbo.

Ø No jambalaya.

Ø More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)

Ø Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Ø Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

Ø No chocolate chip cookies.

Ø No Girl Scout cookies.

Ø No Christmas.

Ø You can't shave.

Ø Your wives can't shave.

Ø You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

Ø The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Ø Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE???????????





5 posted on 10/14/2005 5:57:34 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Say the word!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

"She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition."

LOL


11 posted on 10/14/2005 5:59:03 AM PDT by jdm
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To: Fierce Allegiance
LOL!!!

Original content?

59 posted on 10/14/2005 6:44:31 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LOL!!!


[yeah, I'm late to the thread]


324 posted on 10/14/2005 11:34:00 AM PDT by hattend (Rum and Coke, please!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Thanks for the giggles.


392 posted on 10/14/2005 3:56:47 PM PDT by Lucretia Borgia (Reagan is probably spinning in his grave, hook up the generator.)
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