MUSLIM TERRORISTS ARE SO QUICK TO COMMIT SUICIDE
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
Ø No Jesus.
Ø No Wal-Mart.
Ø No television.
Ø No cheerleaders.
Ø No baseball.
Ø No football.
Ø No basketball.
Ø No hockey.
Ø No golf.
Ø No tailgate parties.
Ø No Home Depot.
Ø No pork BBQ.
Ø No hot dogs.
Ø No burgers.
Ø No lobster.
Ø No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
Ø No gumbo.
Ø No jambalaya.
Ø More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Ø Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Ø Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
Ø No chocolate chip cookies.
Ø No Girl Scout cookies.
Ø No Christmas.
Ø You can't shave.
Ø Your wives can't shave.
Ø You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Ø The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Ø Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE???????????
"She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition."
LOL
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LOL!!!
[yeah, I'm late to the thread]
Thanks for the giggles.