(no, dummy, you're not a Nazi)
Posted on 10/10/2005 10:49:59 AM PDT by pissant
There have been many days where a freeper will eagerly log onto FreeRepublic, scan the news, then the chat, then the blogs, and then even the Smoky Back Room, only to find no subject that catches his interest.
So in the interest of weeding out subject matter that is too boring to deal with, here at the Pissant Reasearch University for Newsworthy Endeavors (PRUNE) we've compiled the list of topics that are sure to induce sleep in even the most caffeinated insomniac!
Top 7 Boring FR Topics
7. Howard Deans Speeches. Granted, during his brief moment in the sun when he was leading the other Dem candidates, his speeches made for entertaining fodder. Unfortuantely now, even the Democrats think he is an unbearable bore, and tune him out.
6. Anna Kournikova Picture Threads. Unfortunately, with the demise of KidGlock (he was banned), the Anna threads have not been the same. The reason was that KidGlock would post 75 pictoral responses to himself. We miss him...
5. Reality TV Threads. The number of freepers who watch reality TV shows peaked the 1st year of Survivor. The numbe of viewers now is down to about 3. And that's only because they want to see Paris Hilton's tush.
4. NASCAR Threads. The all time peak was when Danica Patrick exploded on the scene. Perdogg led the pack, thankfully. But alas, now it's back to cars going around in circles.
3. African Political Threads. It has often been said that the world doesn't pay enough attention to Africa. Very true, and the Freepers are no different.
2. Pissant Vanity Threads. There are two kinds of posters on PVTs. Those who post in sympathy, and those who post urging me to go crawl back under my rock...
1. Serious Analysis of world affairs from Democrat Intellectuals. Don't know if these are actually boring or not, since there hasn't been a intellectual democrat since Scoop Jackson died.
*shudder*
Don't tell Teeny about your dislike of garanimals!!!
... and they're better with hot sauce and cold beer!
Another one could be
Max asking me to bail him out of jail!! ;)
- Divorce threads: Same posters, same arguments...just resurrect one of the old ones, there's no need to start a new one.
- "My Senate Picks for 2006" threads: No chance this far out they will be right.
(no, dummy, you're not a Nazi)
It gets old, fast.
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Please explain why Viking Kitties did a song about performing in a Gay Bar?
You need to get with Puke dog and start a vanity business, you could do the stand up comedy part.
"Bush's fault."
"All your ______ are belong to us."
"______ is / I'm deeply saddened."
"This is hugh. Seriesly!"
"A moose bit my sister."
Any sentence with the word "shower" in it.
Anything that even resembles the phrase "stuned beeber."
l o l
Today, if just about had it with the..."Harriet Miers contributed to Hillary," threads.
Must be Norm, it's an open one on the schedule.
Oh, and lets not forget BASEBALL! That Houston vs.Atlanta game just proves my point. Boring to watch .......Very boring to talk about.
OJ Simpson's search for the real killers threads
Sean Penn is in Iraq right this minute writing fabulous commentary for the SF Chronicle.
/sarc
ME TWO!!!
wondrous graphic!
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