Posted on 10/10/2005 10:49:59 AM PDT by pissant
There have been many days where a freeper will eagerly log onto FreeRepublic, scan the news, then the chat, then the blogs, and then even the Smoky Back Room, only to find no subject that catches his interest.
So in the interest of weeding out subject matter that is too boring to deal with, here at the Pissant Reasearch University for Newsworthy Endeavors (PRUNE) we've compiled the list of topics that are sure to induce sleep in even the most caffeinated insomniac!
Top 7 Boring FR Topics
7. Howard Deans Speeches. Granted, during his brief moment in the sun when he was leading the other Dem candidates, his speeches made for entertaining fodder. Unfortuantely now, even the Democrats think he is an unbearable bore, and tune him out.
6. Anna Kournikova Picture Threads. Unfortunately, with the demise of KidGlock (he was banned), the Anna threads have not been the same. The reason was that KidGlock would post 75 pictoral responses to himself. We miss him...
5. Reality TV Threads. The number of freepers who watch reality TV shows peaked the 1st year of Survivor. The numbe of viewers now is down to about 3. And that's only because they want to see Paris Hilton's tush.
4. NASCAR Threads. The all time peak was when Danica Patrick exploded on the scene. Perdogg led the pack, thankfully. But alas, now it's back to cars going around in circles.
3. African Political Threads. It has often been said that the world doesn't pay enough attention to Africa. Very true, and the Freepers are no different.
2. Pissant Vanity Threads. There are two kinds of posters on PVTs. Those who post in sympathy, and those who post urging me to go crawl back under my rock...
1. Serious Analysis of world affairs from Democrat Intellectuals. Don't know if these are actually boring or not, since there hasn't been a intellectual democrat since Scoop Jackson died.
Southern California televised police chase threads have some of the shortest shelf-lives on FR. Nothing like a topic dedicated to live-TV painfully described over the Internet.
Indeed. A Fox news specialty!
If I hear about one more celebrity "political viewpoint", I think I'll vomit. :(
Note to #4. Danica drives the Indy cars, not NASCAR, and they turn left too! Now, back to the original boring programming. ;^)
But I thought you hung on every word from the likes of Sean Penn and George Clooney! ;o)
I do not fit either of the criteria listed. I am the official pissant stalker!!
NOT! :(
No doubt!!
Your view of the world while
you day job is pretending
to be someone else is of no
importance to me....
Shut up and act
/rant off ;)
8. Public comments by rock stars on world events
With Danica, it's all about Danica. She could drive Monster Trucks and still be popular. LOL
Well said! :)
Vanities by vain people.
LOL. Thanks....I guess...
LOL! :)
Oops, Sorry. I got confused.
What are you wearing?
Indeed. Or sing, or direct, or whatever!
I'll put you down in the "Pissant - go crawl back under the rock" category. ;o)
Me too!
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