Posted on 10/06/2005 6:33:59 PM PDT by pissant
The fashion for an out-there derrière, as made famous by J-Lo has prompted a market for silicone implants in the buttocks.
Women (or is it their boyfriends?) want their bottoms high and round. An incision is made in the centre of the lower back, and the implants are placed behind the gluteus maximus muscle.
Does it hurt?
You'll be uncomfortable and bruised, have to wear a support garment for at least two weeks and must carry a soft cushion everywhere - not very J-Lo.
Why have it?
If your rear end is hopelessly Anglo-Saxon (flat) and no amount of "buns of steel" workouts will perk it up, you could benefit.
What are the downsides?
There's a slim chance of rupture and infection. Some patients have suffered swelling and hardness - not ideal for a bottom. It can take about six weeks to recover. And what happens when sticky-out bottoms go out of fashion?
Where can I get it?
Chris Inglefield, a highly regarded surgeon, has some impressive examples of his work on his website (www.cjinglefield-plasticsurg.com).
How much?
Around £3,000.
Who has had it done?
No A-listers, as far as we know. Brazilian women - for whom the ideal buttock is spherical - are the pioneers. It has gone down a storm in Los Angeles. Some lap dancers have found it boosts their careers.
I don't know Beyonce has a big bum and thighs and she looks pretty good!
;-(
Oh that's funny. A generation too early! LOL
Baby got back!
And sides too!
Beyonce is gorgeous. The entertainment field can be harsh though. You make your money by your looks. She takes after her mom and can gain weight easy.
Well just think how many guys went to see The Cell just to see J.'s butt in undies.
I just love your little bum-bum. ;O)
Too much information!
Yes all of FR and the world now knows dear. Maybe we should get married sooner so you don't collapse :-)
Nah, I don't think that will be...
[petronski faints]
Maybe we should marry tomorrow so he could stop grossing out everyone on this thread :o)
Probably lots of fellers did just that. I have no attraction to her myself. Honestly.
Sorry.
Good nose job though. She looks completely different from the Fly Girl days.
She's a pretty gal, no doubt. Just not Pissant material. LOL
you two are hilarious!! :D
Poor J.Lo...you're dashed her hopes forever!
I would love to take some of my butt & plant it somewhere upwhere (read: chest region).
As the saying goes: I have an hourglass figure, with all the sand at the bottom.
Yep. Gotta look into cloning if she wants a Pissant. LOL
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