So Najida, have you ever resorted to "interpretive dance" to get a position?
LOL!
No. (I'm trying to remember if I've done anything special...NOPE). Professional, nope.
HOWEVER, I have heard of other RD's walking in with big batches of cookies, pound cakes etc when putting out a bid for a consulting contract. Seems administrators can be bought with baking.
Dance wise,
There was the dance audition for a Morrocan restaurant that I did on a bluff, just to make someone quit badgering me. I did the most covered up, folky thing I knew....I looked like Zuma, Queen of the Bedouins...and then it boiled down them saying "You're hired" and me blurting out "Are you CRAZY!"