“HELPER HINTS” SUBMITTED BY WIVES

BASEELIA ^ | Brother Miller

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

The only men who can possibly meet these requirements are gay ones. Women, be careful for what you ask for.

[Khepera]

14) Be a one man woman.

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[rrrod]

"HONEY GET ME A BEER WHILE YOU ARE UP"..........this is gonna get good!

[ovrtaxt]

Helpful hints to wives:

1> sex,










um, that's about it.

[steve8714]

"Change what and who you are, but allow me to be my own assertive woman"
"Be close to me, but remember I need my space."
"Remember that modern life is about women's needs and man's responsibilities, and nothing else."
"When I say we need to talk, I'll do the talking, you'll do the apologizing."

[IL Republican]

I saw this as a joke once.

After the womens part, it had the mans list.

1) get naked
2) bring me a beer


The man's was a little shorter! :-)

[Paul Ciniraj]

Correction from Brother Miller:
Be a one woman man (not a one man woman as mistyped.)

[steve8714]

Wasn't this originally written by Marlo Thomas, while she still held Donahue's severed sack?

[martin_fierro]

Shaddap and get me a beer, woman.

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[LongElegantLegs]

1) Buy me a big shiny diamond
2) Tell me I'm skinny

Um...I think that's it.

[Maximus of Texas]

Man, I do feel gay after reading that. Why does every woman want Alan Alda for a husband?

[Rakkasan1]

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. ~Henny Youngman

[LongElegantLegs]

Few woman really do... Most of them don't know what kind of man they want, so they try to find whatever the feminists say will make them happy.

[Maximus of Texas]

I heard a comedian complaining about his wife wanting him to be strong but also like Alan Alda. His solution?

"So I went out and beat the hell out a gay guy then cried about it".

[LongElegantLegs]

Ha ha! I married a man who's just about opposite of everything women are taught to believe they want.
I'm so lucky.

[Maximus of Texas]

Go read Wild at Heart. Excellent book for both men and women.

[LongElegantLegs]

I have read that one, actually.
I read pieces of it out loud to Mr. Legs and he asked me "Who needs to be told this stuff?" But I know that many men do...

[apackof2]

Psst....Over here

[LaineyDee]

I would settle for clean, employed and loyal.....lol