[Rodney King]

Wow. FYI.

[Firefigher NC]

Coulda sworn I was reading LandoverBaptist.

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

There is a lot of witchcraft in the entertainment industry, but this sounds like a comedy, not a serious expose.

Makes you wonder how many satanists Tyra Banks has on the staff of her reality show. :)

[Miss Behave]

Ping to a puke-inducing pic of a pugnacious, parlous pig in a paisley pimped-out provision, who is plopped on the paltry privates of the pariah's portly, pasty, pork rind packed, pimple-picking perverse, pube punk plebeian.

Plenteously pal-provided for you to peruse and prize with pleasure.

You're welcome. ;-)

[Billthedrill]

Well, I was a doubter, but then this is the groundbreaking journal that brought us the three-legged skater and Hillary's two-headed alien baby. And then the clincher:

Do you believe now? Huh? Do you believe?

[Rembrandt_fan]

You wrote, "2. Bears the "Devil's Mark." Fashion editors may generously describe a prominent mole or blemish as a "beauty mark," but witch-hunters as far back as medieval times have recognized it as a sign that a person has been marked by Lucifer."

So, now you know. Yes, it's true. Both my teenager daughter and I sport birthmark moles on our left cheek revealing our relationship with our Dark Master. We bide our time, awaiting the proper portents and signs, and then, she makes the cover of 'American Girl' magazine, while I assume my place in the latest issue of 'Middle-Aged Guy Monthly'.

[Jack of all Trades]

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

[exDemMom]

'The Evil One used his dark powers to remake these 'nobodies' from top to bottom -- taking away their flabby guts, sagging behinds and oversized schnozzes, while endowing them with high cheekbones, long, shapely legs and tight, toned buns."

And here, I always thought those transformations resulted from talented makeup artists and airbrush painters. Just goes to show how wrong I was.