Posted on 10/05/2005 12:23:07 PM PDT by raccoonradio
LOL!!
We've got a business here using vac-trucks with the name "Turdinator" on the back.
The question is .............
Do you have them on speed dial!!??!!
In same book, a movie marquee that said "Honey I Blew the Kid."
There is a chimney-sweep in the Chicago area known a Ash-Wipe
I'll have to catch a picture of their trucks one day.
My old dad used colorful language all the time...he used to sing us kids little dittys, many of which he learned in the army during WW11...mom would always get upset at his language, but we kids just giggled...here is one of his favorite dittys...
The night was cold
The sky was blue
And down the alley
The (bleep) wagon flew
A biff, a bang,
A crash was heard
The driver was killed
By a flying, frozen turd..
Thanks, dad, for your sense of humor...
F-bomb? I knew those WMDs were somewhere. Just did not reckon Jersey.
Someone hit my new car while I was shopping at Wal Mart yesterday, and so I took it to the dealership for a quote. It wasn't until later that I noticed the slogan on the top:
"We Meet By Accident"
I thought that was pretty funny.
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