Oh shoot . . . I missed this yesterday!
Sorry, I was playing golf and we had to take the "Aggie" in our foursome to the emergency room in the middle of our round.
He fell off the ball-washer.
Two Aggies are flying in a plane, and the engine cuts off. One of them says, "oh no, we're out of gas!"
How high up are we?
10,000 feet!
Nobody will ever find us up here!