[Richard Kimball]

Two Aggies are flying in a plane, and the engine cuts off. One of them says, "oh no, we're out of gas!"
How high up are we?
10,000 feet!
Nobody will ever find us up here!

[w_over_w]

An Aggie proctologist was getting off work and his wife wanted him to stop by the grocery store on his way home and pick up numerous items. When he went to write a check for his purchases he pulled out his check book and a anal thermometer. Oh No! He said, "some a$$hole's got my ball point pen."