[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Carnac the Magnificent.

I remember watching that one long ago.

[Cowman]

How about this one:

Carson: "It was really hot in So. Calif. today."

Audience: "HOW HOT WAS IT?"

Carson: "It was so hot, musicians were snorting ice cubes."

Comedians used to have talent ... and witty writers.