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Texas Grand Jury Indicts Ham Sandwich, But Charges Don’t Pass Mustard
HR's Fertile and Twisted Mind
| HR
Posted on 09/29/2005 7:13:57 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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To: devolve
"DeLay O' da land is not promising for the D(o)A...."Would that be Land-O-DeLay butter of which you speak?
That brand's the real deal, not some fake, mamby pamby margarine spread. ;-)
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posted on
09/29/2005 9:59:51 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: Miss Behave
"This is True Grits. ;-)"
The name's not Grits, Miss.
Do you want fries with that?
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posted on
09/29/2005 10:01:16 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Yes, if they're expensive. And supersize it. ;-)
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posted on
09/29/2005 10:06:43 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: devolve; potlatch
DeLay O' da land is not promising for the D(o)A....Love that (o). He certainly is.
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posted on
09/29/2005 10:14:07 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: hispanarepublicana
85
posted on
09/29/2005 10:51:59 PM PDT
by
AliVeritas
((Send Schumer's staff flowers for compassions sake))
To: hispanarepublicana
To: hispanarepublicana
ROFLMAO.
I hear Kerry has weighed in on the sandwich indictment. So there's a French Dip involved, too. I suppose this indictment really comes down to the sandwich not being a member of the right club. However the case goes against this ham sandwich, I'm sure that Ronnie Earle will be bacon in hell for his abuse of the system.
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posted on
09/30/2005 2:10:56 AM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(Kelo, Grutter, Raich and Roe-all them gotta go. Will Roberts change things? We all should know.)
To: hispanarepublicana
Forgive me. I was inspired by the "indict a ham sandwich" sentiment. Me too, anybody remember this Hammer versus the Ham Sandwich segment?
88
posted on
09/30/2005 2:25:49 AM PDT
by
guitfiddlist
(When the 'Rats break out switchblades, it's no time to invoke Robert's Rules.)
To: gortklattu
89
posted on
09/30/2005 4:41:12 AM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: LibertarianInExile
sure that Ronnie Earle will be bacon in hell for his abuse of the system. *groan* (excellent)
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posted on
09/30/2005 4:43:58 AM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: ntnychik; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/30/2005 6:03:39 AM PDT
by
bitt
('It is a good thing the Commander in Chief is tough as nails.' (FR))
To: LibertarianInExile
In regards to Kerry, that would be French dipsh*t.
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posted on
09/30/2005 6:24:19 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
To: guitfiddlist
That show was the funniest half hour ever put on TV.
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posted on
09/30/2005 6:32:15 AM PDT
by
gortklattu
(Dinos are better than Rinos)
To: hispanarepublicana
LOL! The Earle of Sandwich, or Baloney?
Thanks!:^)
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posted on
09/30/2005 6:37:23 AM PDT
by
SwinneySwitch
(DemonRats-beyond your expectations!)
To: hispanarepublicana
Effervescent and Delightful!
You should send it to the newspapers!
It's superbly funny
To: Jack Deth
"When the hamsandwich is acquitted, will the DA want some cheese with his whine?" He has a preference for Swiss Cheese or was that Blue Cheese
To: SwinneySwitch
The Earle of Sandwich I like it!
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posted on
09/30/2005 11:05:06 AM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: hispanarepublicana
If the ham sandwich is convicted, he'll end up being Spam in a can.
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