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Texas Grand Jury Indicts Ham Sandwich, But Charges Don’t Pass Mustard
HR's Fertile and Twisted Mind
| HR
Posted on 09/29/2005 7:13:57 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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To: hispanarepublicana
JK, of course, hispana. You are VERY funny. Thanks for the smiles. :-)
And a BIG BUMP.
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posted on
09/29/2005 7:56:42 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: hispanarepublicana
He's in a real pickle over the alibi.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:00:00 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... "To remain silent when they should protest makes cowards of men." -- THOMAS JEFFERSON)
To: Miss Behave
Miss Behave, do you know my neighbor, Mal Content?
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:00:16 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Course 090. Magnetic.)
To: NormsRevenge
He'll be singing a different tuna.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:03:29 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Course 090. Magnetic.)
To: llevrok
I think I saw him with my sister.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:06:31 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: hispanarepublicana
Indicting a ham sandwich????
Is that kosher?
Jack
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:07:45 PM PDT
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Miss Behave
and she might be Patty O'Furnature?
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:08:04 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Course 090. Magnetic.)
To: llevrok; Miss Behave
and she might be Patty O'Furnature? No.....Patty ran off with the Salvadoran gardener, Manuel Labor.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:12:43 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: hispanarepublicana
No matter how you slice it this post is deliciously funny
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:14:40 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers)
To: apackof2
No matter how you slice it this post is deliciously funny It's a cure for what ales.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:16:32 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: hispanarepublicana
You're on a roll, HR. You mustard all of your resources for this one. Lettuce hope we see some more!!
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:18:15 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: hispanarepublicana; llevrok
OMG, hispana. LOL.
Llevrok and hispana, my sissie's name is Betty Juan Sir. ;-)
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:19:48 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: speedy
You're on a roll, HR. You mustard all of your resources for this one. Lettuce hope we see some more!! Cheese whiz!! I think I've come up with olive got!
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:19:52 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: hispanarepublicana
Well, thanks shallot. Did this information come from a press leek? They usually try to squash stories like this. Anyway, once again you rise to the occasion.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:21:46 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: hispanarepublicana
"Cheese whiz!! I think I've come up with olive got!" No, hispana...I think you're a bottomless cup of coffee.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:23:03 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: hispanarepublicana
Or did she go for money with Xavier Greenstamps?
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:25:06 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Course 090. Magnetic.)
To: speedy
Did this information come from a press leek? They usually try to squash stories like this. Au jus know they're peppering it all over the media and dressing it as the truth. O'Reilly's already covered it on his No Spinach Zone.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:25:13 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(No amnesty needed...My ancestors proudly served. [remodel of an old '70s bumper sticker])
To: Miss Behave
Betty had a friend. I forgot her name so I asked her - "you look like Helen Greene!" She said, "I know. I don't look so good in brown either."
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:28:23 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Course 090. Magnetic.)
To: hispanarepublicana; JennysCool
I gotta ping L to this deviled ham sham. Who else in our far-from-poultry pantry can we spam?
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:29:02 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
To: hispanarepublicana
I just KNEW that was a bottomless cup. LOL.
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posted on
09/29/2005 8:30:58 PM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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